thanks for all the nice comments folks
lorlaahlozz
seyitanhep
adecares
dtyla


pls feel free to check my new short story, it's rated 18+ ooo
https://www.nairaland.com/3196694/one-chance-fuckscapede

Therock5555:
thanks for all the nice comments folks

lorlaahlozz

seyitanhep

adecares

dtyla



pls feel free to check my new short story, it's rated 18+ ooo

https://www.nairaland.com/3196694/one-chance-fuckscapede

abeg,do update the one chance fuckascapede

ritababe:
you always deliver, weldone sir.

you're invited...... www.nairaland.com/3008712/shadows

Therock5555:
thanks for all the nice comments folks

lorlaahlozz

seyitanhep

adecares

dtyla



pls feel free to check my new short story, it's rated 18+ ooo

https://www.nairaland.com/3196694/one-chance-fuckscapede

Very funny story, i love it

You're invited....
www.nairaland.com/3008712/shadows

dtyla:
abeg,do update the one chance fuckascapede

updated sire

Therock5555:
updated sire

You are the MAN!

Guy, U Aff Burst My Brain!

Nice. Welcome back

Guy try to call me. I lost ur contact. Or u add me there.
..,.....,.Godson.

Therock5555:
When bouncing off a few metres away, a girl behind me was laughing hysterically, I turned in time to see her pointing at the back of my head. I called her to ask what was funny when she told me if I had dinner with rats the previous night, in my mind I was like 'noooooo', I gave her my phone to take a photograph and the results were mind blowing, I thought the back of my head was hit by a tsunami. I wept like I was dumped off a large sum of money, I quickly ran back to confront the barber, he claimed my hair was curly like a Fulani man's own which was true, he then claimed that it was the reason his clipper fetched my hair like a landmine, I swore never to patronise them again, i would rather allow my hair to be as long as a mad man's if they were the last Barbers in the world than to allow them touch my hair again.

But there I was a couple of years later staring tepidly at them, crying in my mind about the hair I was about to let go off, I had never completely shaved my hair for over six years but it was either I did that or get yabbed like first year where I wore hoodies and head warmer for two straight months cause of the painful slow growth of my hair.

"Guy I wan barb"

"Which style?"

I sighed, took out my phone and took a couple of last remembrance pictures before allowing my hair to be ravaged into a skin cut style in less than two minutes. The dude was proud of his efforts in barbing me swiftly. I changed into a complete set of shirt and glasses, with my Skull shining brightly in the rising sun.

Luckily for me, Mrs Ade was speaking to a boy at the back of the class with her back turned, some bad belly folks wanted to blow my cover as I tip toed in even though they did not recognise me again, I looked like an under-15 kid imposter. I swiftly grabbed a test script just in time before Mrs Ade turned, I was pushing a girl to allow me a seat when she shouted at me.

"My friend stop copying and go back to your seat" she barked. My heart beat could be heard miles away as I walked towards a free seat, her eyes trying to decipher if I was who she thought or it was my younger twin. I contorted my face like an slowpoke under heat as I successfully got to my seat in time before she scream "submit". Fuckkk no, I wasn't hearing 'submit' I was hearing 'continue' instead. I was dubbing from all corners and was about the second to last person that finally submitted, I didn't even know neither did I care about what I wrote, all I knew was that, I made it through. They all thought I was gonna fail but I clicked through once again barely standing firm.

My friends were having a filled day laughing when they saw my skin cut, I was soaking in the insults when a guy took out his Blackberry Z10 and when I was preparing for a timid smile, he pointed the camera to my feet and took pictures, I was confused at first until he spoke.

" Hey, students make una look this boy leg, him and mad man which of them dey mad pass " he screamed as lots of students turned to look at me. I quickly looked at my feet and couldn't believe it.

I was putting on my bathroom slippers on my left leg and my palm slippers on my right foot, I felt like the ground could swallow me, phones and cameras began shuttering as I became an unfortunate celebrity of misplaced priorities.

That moment I realised why my area folks wanted to beat me thinking I was mentally deranged, it wasn't their fault. I quickly called a bike, only to find out my wallet was empty, the previous bike man must have swamped off more than our agreed fee so I had no choice but to begin trekking home admist shame and laughter.

That day I learnt my lesson, I wasn't ever going to rap "who you EPP" song or any other Olamide or phyno songs ever in my life again, I almost missed an important test which would have bagged me an extra year in school for nothing.

Who Olamide don help sef....


The End......

YOU are amazing bro...

I can't believe i read it all nice one bt






















who u epp ?

Therock5555:
thanks for all the comments pals

Though you really tried for an upcoming writer but there were some few lapses:

1. It isn't possible to discover AFTER the test that your wallet was empty because you would have had to pay the barber hence you should have realised that after your haircut.

2. You said you exchanged clothes with a guy from other department, if so then while exchanging clothes you would have realised your 'misplaced' footwears(palm and bathroom slippers).


Anyway, it's just a fiction so who my comments epp sef

You tried

wonderful i must say. i enjoyed every bit. publish your stories and i will be your sales manager while you smile to the bank.

Beautiful piece

and u called it short story?

OP's got talent.
But this character is the type I'll never be caught with - even in the dream, unless I need to advise them or preach to them.
I don't like roughies.

Ahn Ahn

You're are so so good. I really enjoyed the story.

wonderful write-up. u gat a new fan bro.

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Cool one man.

After how many months
Wetin dey work these mods sef?

Lol, op is hilarious

Guy u really rock

u rock man!!!...keep shining...I don laff tire for here

;Dhu your story epp??

seriously I need a two bedroom flat to laugh out to my content...you are good!!!

so the mods had to wait till I've lost my writing mojo before putting my story on FP.

lol who dem EPP sef

make I go continue my gaming section jare

..

Bros lock up. Bone d mods make u begin nack us better story as u dey do am before.. U 2 much.