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Officer Daudu: A Short Piece On the Nigeria Police by bammy00(m): 5:34pm On Jun 23, 2016 |
Before I start this piece I'd like to say that the Nigerian police force is doing an amazing job But there are those who think differently and that's because of people like me My name is officer Daudu I am that officer that stands at your bus stop Properly dressed in my nicely ironed worn out black police uniform Collecting shandy from conductors If you think I am at this bus stop to protect your interest You lie I'm here to protect my interest Coz if you don't give me my normal 20 (shandy) or 50 (waso) U'll be a scape goat to the rest Abi me sef no go drink beer I don dey here for sun since morning and you no care I go show you say this uniform no be for service but for oppression I go dey ontop dey press you And if you carry your own come disturb my own I go show you say my heart na stone The police is your friend is the lie we sell So when you see me, run they tell you. If you are found walking at night It is better you hang with the area boys Coz when you come close to me you shall be harrased If you are a girl you must be caressed The only thing I'm thinking when I see those water melons bouncing up and down Or dose lumps of fufu dangling behind your waste Is how to intimidate you into a corner until you give me a taste of that pineapple flourishing in that small bush between your thighs My name is Officer Daudu If you step up to ask me how do you do? You had better have some egunje in your hand too Otherwise I would arrest you for attacking an enforcer of the law E be like say you never see back of counter before You go chop better slap your mouth go tear I have specialized the art of face crushing with my unnecessarily large boot I don't care if you committed a crime or not I would shoot, if you run I love my babe and my babe loves me She is black and her name is Maria If I catch you sagging na for her back you go sleep I am officer Daudu and I hate indecency But if you want me to act stupidly Just get your sister to wear Aquilla's skimpy things That mini skirt and spaghetti would do the trick My name is officer Daudu And the fear of me is the beginning of wisdom Coz I can do to you whatever I please, thanks to this uniform I would arrest you if you look at me Slap you if you talk to me And I will shoot you if you if I hear "Ole!" I am not sorry if you feel safer in the arms of area boys than in mine Or that hostile black mask saying your money or your life is safer to you than my straightly ironed uniform The truth is, I don't care I hope my black dress inspires fear Otherwise, how would I enforce the law you so gladly break If you all were not mindless goats you won't need me Treating you like the animal you are is necessary So you see At this bus stop you shall always find me And if you dey always give me something You and I would be friendly My name is officer Daudu Whether or not I arrest you tomorrow is totally dependent on you. written by Osigwe Promise editor at icandle magazine. https://www.facebook.com/promkingme
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Re: Officer Daudu: A Short Piece On the Nigeria Police by Godspower12(m): 8:07pm On Sep 05, 2016 |
wondeful piece bammy...... Hope to see more 1 Like |
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