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Akpors Comedy Clinic by Wizmike111(m): 9:15am On Jun 25, 2016
[b]Akpors is part of a gang of kidnappers who eventually got a bus full of Nigerian musicians.
He is confused about the ransom for each of them so he called his boss.
Akpors: Hello Oga
Oga: Akpors how now?
Akpors: Oga, Market dey o. We don catch a bus with full of Nigerian musicians but I no know how I go take price them.
Oga: Oya, get a paper and pen, dey tell me their names and I go tell you the price.
Akpors: Okay eemm, Dbanj and 2Face
Oga: Thirty million naira each, last price.
Akpors: Okay then Naeto-C and Banky-W
Oga: Twenty-twenty million naira each, last price.
Akpors: Okay Sir, now Wizkid, Davido, Olamide and IcePrince.
Oga: Twenty-twenty million naira each.
Akpors: ehemm.. Then Style Plus.
Oga: Who be that one?
Akpors: The guys wey sing "Four years don wakka"
Oga: 15 thousand naira for the three of them.
Akpors: Okayy... Then Adam-zango
Oga: Abeg speak English
Akpors: Na im name be that... I no know am sef, but him say he sing "Mamaye-mamaye"
Oga: Akpors, give am 300 naira for transport. Na so guys like him go dey finish our food.. And we no go gain anything!!
(NA JOKE O!).
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Re: Akpors Comedy Clinic by Midfield: 12:54pm On Sep 02, 2016
Wizmike111:
[b]Akpors is part of a gang of kidnappers who eventually got a bus full of Nigerian musicians.
He is confused about the ransom for each of them so he called his boss.
Akpors: Hello Oga
Oga: Akpors how now?
Akpors: Oga, Market dey o. We don catch a bus with full of Nigerian musicians but I no know how I go take price them.
Oga: Oya, get a paper and pen, dey tell me their names and I go tell you the price.
Akpors: Okay eemm, Dbanj and 2Face
Oga: Thirty million naira each, last price.
Akpors: Okay then Naeto-C and Banky-W
Oga: Twenty-twenty million naira each, last price.
Akpors: Okay Sir, now Wizkid, Davido, Olamide and IcePrince.
Oga: Twenty-twenty million naira each.
Akpors: ehemm.. Then Style Plus.
Oga: Who be that one?
Akpors: The guys wey sing "Four years don wakka"
Oga: 15 thousand naira for the three of them.
Akpors: Okayy... Then Adam-zango
Oga: Abeg speak English
Akpors: Na im name be that... I no know am sef, but him say he sing "Mamaye-mamaye"
Oga: Akpors, give am 300 naira for transport. Na so guys like him go dey finish our food.. And we no go gain anything!!
(NA JOKE O!).
..
.
DON'T FORGET TO HIT THE LIKE & SHARE BUTTON[/b]

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