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This Guy Should Be From Abia by rexesq(m): 8:10pm On Jun 27, 2016
*WAEC 2016: Agricultural Science*
Q2 (a) (i)Mention 3 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep).
_This is an actual answer given by a student:_
1. The goat when you use it for soup it taste waaaaooow but the sheep when u use it for soup it does not taste waaaaow
2. Goats give soup perfume
expecially the boy goat but sheep dont give soup perfume.
3. A goat can cross a road wisely but the sheep is very foolish and walk slow on the road.
4. A goat has a sharp brake but a sheep don’t have sharp brake.
5. Goat head is smelling but
sheep head is not smelling.
6. Goat is on left side of God but sheep is on right side of God.
7. Goat is stubborn but sheep is humble.
8. Goat can jump and turn 360° but sheep cannot jump and turn 360°.
9)the goat cry pobebe pobe but sheep cries berh berh.
Re: This Guy Should Be From Abia by rexesq(m): 8:13pm On Jun 27, 2016
I couldn't resist laughing...
Re: This Guy Should Be From Abia by UndisputedBosom(m): 8:23pm On Jun 27, 2016
Dope Answer
Re: This Guy Should Be From Abia by daewoorazer(m): 9:20pm On Jun 27, 2016
Oh lawd...lwkmd

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