If you are a man and you somehow put someone’s daughter in the family way, and a wailing, pooping, peeing baby boy pops out, then the following are 10 practical things you must teach that little fellow about women.
1. Let pigs win the ‘Smell Shield’
This doesn’t mean perfuming yourself like a Congolese gigolo. But that armpit, those teeth... scrub them, boy! If they stink, they keep away girls and interfere with career growth much more than if your head comes packed with a cockroach’s brain.
2. Women will check a man’s shoes...
Sorry, son, but that was high fashion in the old days. Invest in decent boxers. You can have the coolest belt, watch and shoes, but if you strip to torn, orange-coloured boxers, her great grandchildren will hear about it.
Plus, there is nothing as bad as being caught in a traffic accident with dodgy underwear. And oh...Never, ever sleep in your birthday suit. You are not in Canada, my friend. Here, anything can happen at night - bomb blast, fire, etc... you don’t want to be the guy dangling it down a well-lit street at full throttle on a rain-drenched night.
3. She might cheat with you
Oh yeah. Women don’t love you because you are the most handsome, virile and endowed thing on two legs since King Solomon. There will always be bigger, better-looking and smarter men than you. But you know, women are sweet. They will pick the most useless scumbag that ever lived and shower him with unending love. That could be you. That could be the guy they cheat on you with, son.
4. Never fiddle in her handbag
Don’t scroll through her phone. Don’t rummage through her emails. Don’t stalk her. Don’t call to ask, You are a man for Christ’s sake. Act like one.
5. Don’t ever call Radio FM
Don’t be caught dead chatting with a relationship counsellor. Most times, the people whose advice you seek are in worse trouble than you are.
If you have been dumped, cheated on, slapped, bewitched or whatever, Chin up, fix it or take a walk. And never call Radio to complain about women!

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OP, is this for Nigerians

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So if not ur child will not grow up to learn about women. U should be talkin about wise things & u re just writin trash. U be woman freak ?