17 Childhood Insults You’ll
Only Remember If You Were
An Ajepako

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this thread is dedicated to all Lagos brought up Ajepakoss like me...

1. “You mess, akpu fly gate.”

It makes no sense, but it still used to pain.

2. “You mess, all the fishes in the water
say ‘are we safe?'”
The ajepako was strong with this one.

3. “You mess, harmattan catch eba.”

HOW, ABEG?

4. “You mess, 5 akara form voltron.”
Hian!
5. “You mess, Babangida repeat primary 1".

primary 1.”
Why did we drag Babangida into it?

6. “2 kuli kuli attack your village,

nobody escape.” I can't forget this one
The kuli kuli must have been a badass.

7. “The finest girl for your village, na
monkey dey toast am.”
Why did this even pain us?

8. “The strongest man for your village,
na hot eba kill am.”
This still makes no sense.

9. “The tallest man for your village dey
use ladder climb maggi.”
Why is he even climbing maggi? e mean say una village people No tall pass "house fly"

10. “The richest man for your village
dey use shovel drink garri.”

Wetin concern me?
11. “Your scatter scatter teeth like

James Bond bullet.”
Kai! This one used to pain.

12. “You shit here, shit here, shit here,
dey find the LCM.”
This one was just extra razz.

13. “You bombastic element.”

Still don’t know what this means, but it used
to pain.

14. “American dusting powder.”
Every primary school girl’s favourite insult.

15. “Born by mistake.”

Ouch!

16. “Water and garri make eba on your
wedding day.”

The most annoying answer to “what?”

17. “Tear tear, patch patch, omo baba
shoemaker.” lol

When you hear this song, you know there is
hole somewhere.


lemme not say them all... OYA ADD YOURS
cc: lalasticlala

Na ajebor yabs you dey use self.
This one is straight from AJ.

"Your guy name na tinini panana biko biko
Wayin na sokoto baby na sokoto ina kpain"

"I no know if na old you old or na wowo you wowo"

"Your mess no sound peee, e no sound paaa. E sound tiiiingozi"

"You mess, eba fly fence"

lol....op you just reminded me of you dey craze, you dey mad, you go marry okpolor, okpolor go give you belle.

Lol

Your black shit like devil bible As you thin reach,half of your nyash cover river Niger