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MUST READ !Fascinating Africa Proverbs by Luckylife(m): 11:26am On Jun 30, 2016
INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS.
⭕1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
⭕2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
⭕3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
⭕4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
⭕5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
⭕6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
⭕7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)
⭕8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
⭕9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
⭕10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. (Senegal ).
Don't laff alone..
WHICH IS THE FUNNIEST ?
Re: MUST READ !Fascinating Africa Proverbs by Starlet50(m): 11:52am On Jun 30, 2016
Lol,No. 8 is absolutely true...click like if u agree
Re: MUST READ !Fascinating Africa Proverbs by Hbuyosh(m): 12:49pm On Jun 30, 2016
Luckylife:
INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS.
⭕1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
⭕2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
⭕3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
⭕4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
⭕5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
⭕6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
⭕7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)
⭕8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
⭕9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
⭕10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. (Senegal ).
Don't laff alone..
WHICH IS THE FUNNIEST ?

That red is actually a Swahili proverb, it is not just Kenyan.

But the 10th one cracked me up the most!!!!
Re: MUST READ !Fascinating Africa Proverbs by Faremisodeeq(m): 10:20pm On Jul 02, 2016
grin grin grin Omo my own naa no 1 oh

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