1. When you are struggling to find a
sensible parking space.

The struggle is real.

2. When you enter the supermarket and
they tell you to drop your bag.

Ugh! Can I be?

3. How you look at the security guard
when they let other people enter with
their bag.

So, I’m the one that looks like a thief, abi?

4. How the attendants look at you when
you ask where something is:

Ah! Sorry oh!

5. How the attendants look at you when
you enter an aisle:

Can I be?

6. When you ask for a particular item
and they say “it just finished.”

It has always “just finished.”

7. When the cashier tells you their POS
isn’t working.

Meaning what?

8. When you bring out cash and they
now say they don’t have change.

Please bring my N20, we are not friends.

9. When the price at the counter is
different from the price you saw in the
aisle.

Is it fair?

10. When they tell you they don’t have
any big nylon bags.

I should now carry it on my head?

11. You, checking your receipt to see
whether they scammed you.

Can’t trust these people.

12. When the security guard checks
your receipt but doesn’t check your
bags.

How do you now know I didn’t steal?

13. When they now start doing “happy
weekend” while you are leaving.

Better leave my side.

A beg add your experience jooor...

Funny...the lady with the "neck" sha