YORUBA MOTHERS!!!
Yorùbá mothers are the best when it comes to child
upbringing.
Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps:
IGBATI,

IFOTI,

IGBAJU,

IGBARUN,

IFORUN,

IFAKUN,

ILADI,

ABARA.

These slaps will make you think you were adopted.
IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is that you will confess your sins
on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose
those who committed the crime with you without
hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new
pants.
Now ABARA is the worst.
Apart from all these, we have an advanced one which
is called IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and
your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be
looking for what hit you.
This will make you do all the actions of the other
slaps aforementioned at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI! It can reset someone to 3D
(DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go home
and you will say it's in my pocket ma.
God bless our parents for the good upbringing.
If you were brought up in Yoruba land, regardless of
how caring your mother was, you'd have
encountered one of these slaps.

Trying to be funny but this is trash! So it means that other peoples and languages don't have any of these right or you're just ignorant, you don't know what it is called in their language?

rhymaster:
Trying to be funny but this is thrash!

carry your frustration go enter fire Jor, Ode!

igbaju oloyi is an electric slap, if u've ever been a recipient u'll testify to it instantaneos hypnotizing effect

Rubbish Yoruba mothers are very dirty ....i

Huasamafia1:
Rubbish Yoruba mothers are very dirty ....i

go hug transformer nah #akindindinrin omo.

Got me rolling on the floor.

rhymaster:
Trying to be funny but this is trash! So it means that other peoples and languages don't have any of these right or you're just ignorant, you don't know what it is called in their language?

Huh Why bashing on someone else's creativity? Oya form ur own with ur language

robay:
carry your frustration go enter fire Jor, Ode!

That's harsh nur

Huasamafia1:
Rubbish Yoruba mothers are very dirty ....i

Wetin I go tell u?? Stop Hating Pleeeeeaaaaaaaseeee

Op, nice one jor, though I dnt really understand d words u posted up there but I can feel d pain of ppl who receive such.. Thanks to u for further explaining