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Hilarious: Hausa mum Are The Best When It Comes To Child Upbringing - Mohnice by mohince(m): 11:48am On Aug 24, 2016
Hausa mothers are among the best when it comes to child upbringing

Hausa mothers produce some of the best range of slaps: which includes TAU,, TAS, RAAM, FAYAU, FAU, and TARAU.
These slaps will make you think you were adopted. TARAU will make you correct your wrongs instantly! The beauty of TAU is, you will confess your sins on the spot. RAAM will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation.
FAU will make you pee in your pants straight away TAS could be said to be the worst. It will always leave you dumbfounded. Wondering if you are dreaming Now apart from TAS, there is an advanced one called FAYAU. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps aforementioned at once! OH! FAYAU... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT).
And when she says: "let's go home!" you will say "it's in my pocket ma."

Lols... God bless our mothers for the good upbringing. If you were brought-up in Hausa land, regardless of how caring your mother was, you' should have encountered at least one of these slaps
Re: Hilarious: Hausa mum Are The Best When It Comes To Child Upbringing - Mohnice by mohince(m): 11:50am On Aug 24, 2016
Lol.... Lalasticlala abeg
Re: Hilarious: Hausa mum Are The Best When It Comes To Child Upbringing - Mohnice by Benikuuse(m): 11:50am On Aug 24, 2016
those slaps are turning those children into terrorists. so what is good in that?

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Re: Hilarious: Hausa mum Are The Best When It Comes To Child Upbringing - Mohnice by TriggerHappi: 11:52am On Aug 24, 2016
Benikuuse:
those slaps are turning those children into terrorists. so what is good in that?

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Hilarious: Hausa mum Are The Best When It Comes To Child Upbringing - Mohnice by TippyTop(m): 11:52am On Aug 24, 2016
Hausa mothers produce some of the best range of slaps: which includes TAU,, TAS, RAAM, FAYAU, FAU, and TARAU.
These slaps will make you think you were adopted.

Sweden abolished corporal punishment years ago it hasn't changed their kids to terrorists and vagabonds or has it?

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Re: Hilarious: Hausa mum Are The Best When It Comes To Child Upbringing - Mohnice by ckmayoca: 11:53am On Aug 24, 2016
Op u need pankere.
Re: Hilarious: Hausa mum Are The Best When It Comes To Child Upbringing - Mohnice by malikombi(m): 11:54am On Aug 24, 2016
That's why they run away from home and become street beggars......All hails to the Almajiris

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Re: Hilarious: Hausa mum Are The Best When It Comes To Child Upbringing - Mohnice by mohince(m): 11:55am On Aug 24, 2016
Benikuuse:
those slaps are turning those children into terrorists. so what is good in that?
And wat turn Niger delta militant into terrorists?

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Re: Hilarious: Hausa mum Are The Best When It Comes To Child Upbringing - Mohnice by agwom(m): 11:56am On Aug 24, 2016
Other tribes are good mothers also...
Re: Hilarious: Hausa mum Are The Best When It Comes To Child Upbringing - Mohnice by SuperS1Panther: 12:01pm On Aug 24, 2016
Despite that you have almajiris roaming the streets aimlessly and terrorists killing in the name of religion.
Re: Hilarious: Hausa mum Are The Best When It Comes To Child Upbringing - Mohnice by Nobody: 12:07pm On Aug 24, 2016
So, the ability to slap now qualifies one as a good mother abi?

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Re: Hilarious: Hausa mum Are The Best When It Comes To Child Upbringing - Mohnice by Benikuuse(m): 12:10pm On Aug 24, 2016
mohince:

And wat turn Niger delta militant into terrorists?
illiteracy, ignorance and love for violence

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Re: Hilarious: Hausa mum Are The Best When It Comes To Child Upbringing - Mohnice by Chanchit: 12:22pm On Aug 24, 2016
Op, but why!? You for no pass that place na,when you know guys are always willing and ready to discredit all opinions, you come bring hausa mothers into the mix.

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