Where Is The Moon oO. who hide am?


Release...

Biko, anybody, human or wiliwili, who is responsible for the disappearance of the moon, in part or full, is by this release asked to continue hiding it for his own good. For his own gini? Goooodu!

If such a brother or sister, uncle or aunty, mama or papa, pikin or nanny, makes an attempt, big or small, to release the moon, or allows the moon to escape, or even allow ND avengers to kidnap this particular moon, or allow our fulani cattles to find a grazing ground near this particular moon (bia, uncle Lai, how many moon we get for this country sef?) will have his certificate of anything withdrawn and immediately removed from the office of anything.

Just as we promised during our campaign, we shall continue to provide services that will cause you to maintain an effective fasting and prayer life which will reduce the rate fake news are carried in state and federal secretariates.

Once again, nobody should find this particular moon.

Signed:
Ikenna Kalu,
Governorship Certificate Holder of My Facebook Account.
‪#‎IKENNAagain‬