Class captain I dey gbadun u , u get mouth

Class captain I dey gbadun u , u get mouth. Ride on

I swear the way wey i take dey laugh for here ehn ....
Guy you are good.was just reading your other stories on your profile too.,
you made my day bro.. God bless you

I dey gbadun You classcaptain . Thumbs up

Lol.,..,. Cool

ClassCaptain:
Please " please " please i beg you "

... This statement did not cease from my mouth as i kept receiving slaps and kicks from ladies and guys in the compound, the pot of hot white beans still balanced on my head..

It was not untill someone came and told them to collect the pot from me as it may fall as the beating get serious and that was the only food himself and 3 other neighbours dey share...

Hardly had he removed the pot, when another rain of slaps descended on me.... Two guys held my hand firmly as if their existence depended on it so there was no way i could run or even attempt to.. Before i could say johnbull, i was already on the floor.

All my cries of please. Hear me out fell on deaf ears as the punches and slaps continured... I could remember how Mummy chiomobi behaved vividly..

The quiet Mother of two is a primary school teacher in one of the government schools around... That day, i saw her unleashed the Undertaker and Lieukeng in her....

On sighting her, i was grateful to God that someone i knew was finally going to beg on my behalf .. I was shocked when she took a mop stick and started banging it on my head seriously...

The last thing i remembered was one of the guys going inside and coming back with a Pestle....



My name is boo osin and i was not always a thief that steals pots with food on fire... Everything has a beginning ......

OP, common gerat of here meeeennnnnn......

#walks in majestically grabs a chair and sips kunu # oga class captain continue

Classcaptain

Chai!!! Era of change indeed!!! This is my 1st time as a Nairalander, just registered... I hail everyone here!

Olubodef:
following.... I gonna use some of ur strategy anytime dere is food recession ( exam period) in funaab.

Hello colleague !
nyc to meet u here

pls continue

classcaptain ,haaaabaaa cum finish diz ur stowri

See Wetin change cause.buari please we no want change again.from ejefash

Emmmm

nelson20000:
I am here to give my testimony about a doctor who help me in my life. I was infected with HIV virus in the 2010,i went to many hospitals,churches for cure but there was no solution out, so I was thinking how can I get a solution out so that i cannot loose my life, I lost everything I have my husband run away from me and also took my children along because of my sickness. One day I was in the river side thinking the next step to take if it is to jump into the river so that I can loose my life totally or just think where I can go to get solution. so a lady walk to me telling me why am I so sad and i open up all to him telling her my stories, she told me that she can help me out that’s the reason she normally come here to help people so that thy can be cured because she was into this problem before, she introduce me to a doctor who cast spells on people and gave me he number and email so i called him and also email him. He told me all the things I need to provide and also give me instructions to take, which I followed properly. Before I knew what is happening he called me and told me that i should go for an HIV test and which i did as he told me and the result was negative. so if you are also heart brokened and also need a help you can also email him at drofenmuabiodunsolutionhome@yahoo.com or call him on his cell phone number on +2347067482649

The hustle is real. Na so one guy advertise say he wan sell a whole Aeropleane (Private Jet). Buhari you see Wetin you cause

the kind laff wey i dey laff for dis nyt don make my neighbours dey suspect me
ma leave thr rest till mornin

This one na john the genius apa keji. Specialist in food kidnapping. Na economy go bring him up to this.

hmmmm. NaijNaira.CoM

nelson20000:
I am here to give my testimony about a doctor who help me in my life. I was infected with HIV virus in the 2010,i went to many hospitals,churches for cure but there was no solution out, so I was thinking how can I get a solution out so that i cannot loose my life , I lost everything I have my husband run away from me and also took my children along because of my sickness. One day I was in the river side thinking the next step to take if it is to jump into the river so that I can loose my life totally or just think where I can go to get solution. [b] so a lady walk to me telling me why am I so sad and i open up all to him telling her my stories, she told me that she can help me out that’s the reason she normally come here to help people [b ]so that thy can be cured because she was into this problem before, she introduce me to a doctor who cast spells on people and gave me he number and email so i called him and also email him. He told me all the things I need to provide and also give me instructions to take, which I followed properly. Before I knew what is happening he called me and told me that i should go for an HIV test and which i did as he told me and the result was negative. so if you are also heart brokened and also need a help you can also email him at drofenmuabiodunsolutionhome@yahoo.com or call him on his cell phone number on +2347067482649...

Baba u dey throw am oo..


You were in the river side .....

So na every day the lady dey come river dey look for those wey go commit suicide

and this part really got me

"One day I was in the river side thinking the next step to take if it is to jump into the river so that I can loose my life totally "

like nigga, were u expecting to lose your life partially ?

following

Lwkmd!

Ghen Ghen!

Creative and funny. Kinda gives me a picture of Aki or Mr Ibu

cant wait for day to break. classcaptain too much abeg

nelson20000:
I am here to give my testimony about a doctor who help me in my life. I was infected with HIV virus in the 2010,i went to many hospitals,churches for cure but there was no solution out, so I was thinking how can I get a solution out so that i cannot loose my life, I lost everything I have my husband run away from me and also took my children along because of my sickness. One day I was in the river side thinking the next step to take if it is to jump into the river so that I can loose my life totally or just think where I can go to get solution. so a lady walk to me telling me why am I so sad and i open up all to him telling her my stories, she told me that she can help me out that’s the reason she normally come here to help people so that thy can be cured because she was into this problem before, she introduce me to a doctor who cast spells on people and gave me he number and email so i called him and also email him. He told me all the things I need to provide and also give me instructions to take, which I followed properly. Before I knew what is happening he called me and told me that i should go for an HIV test and which i did as he told me and the result was negative. so if you are also heart brokened and also need a help you can also email him at drofenmuabiodunsolutionhome@yahoo.com or call him on his cell phone number on +2347067482649

My dear, you need to read this your story to yourself and see if it makes any sense.
To scam people successfully now, you have to be very intelligent and not this crap.

nelson20000:
I am here to give my testimony about a doctor who help me in my life. I was infected with HIV virus in the 2010,i went to many hospitals,churches for cure but there was no solution out, so I was thinking how can I get a solution out so that i cannot loose my life, I lost everything I have my husband run away from me and also took my children along because of my sickness. One day I was in the river side thinking the next step to take if it is to jump into the river so that I can loose my life totally or just think where I can go to get solution. so a lady walk to me telling me why am I so sad and i open up all to him telling her my stories, she told me that she can help me out that’s the reason she normally come here to help people so that thy can be cured because she was into this problem before, she introduce me to a doctor who cast spells on people and gave me he number and email so i called him and also email him. He told me all the things I need to provide and also give me instructions to take, which I followed properly. Before I knew what is happening he called me and told me that i should go for an HIV test and which i did as he told me and the result was negative. so if you are also heart brokened and also need a help you can also email him at drofenmuabiodunsolutionhome@yahoo.com or call him on his cell phone number on +2347067482649

Let me advice you. Next time, don't bring this kinda scam to nairaland. People here use see-through lense glasses.