guy u bad gan,u kept me n others spell bound

[i][/i][right][/right] nice story............ oga you too much

Chineke nna emegokwa Nwa ogbenye egeze.

lol. your own case Na Egeze not Ezege

Guy! How many times i wan bookmark this trend b4 u go give us the final part nw! I dey hungry o! Abi make cum go steal d pot?

ClassCaptain: For making me not sleep and laughing since yesternight, I hereby dash u ds award! kindly reconnect d story back to d begining, cant wait to see d end of d flashback since last night.
ClassCaptain ROCKS!!!

Everyone needs comic relief in their lives. Class Captain is giving us just that.
Funny stuff

Episode 20 ( The finale )


At this point, i knew there was no escape..... This was when the beating and kicks in Episode one started...

Everything i was trying to explain fell on deaf ears, The last thing i remember was daddy tina coming towards me with pestle.


,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

i woke up after a three days coma
in the hospital.... According to stories i was told, i was brought to the hospital after i stopped breathing and they thought i was dead....

It was mummy chiomobi that insisted i be treated as every other person left me for dead...

My parents were called in...... My father refused to show up blaming it on transport fares as only my mama showed up....

That day, despite my sick nature, i heard the history of my birth and thousands of advices from my mama who caused a scene with her tears....

All my attempt to rope in Atele failed as the police claim there was no evidence and he left scot free,,,

the shame was so too much in school even tho i managed to escape expulsion due to the pleas of my mother.....

My Father disowned me and warned me never to step in his house again and claimed i must be a bastard... This almost caused a divorce btw my papa and mama.

All in all, i dropped out of school in the 2nd year, and left with no option as i could not return home , i travelled to the big bros aka Kasadim the Money house in the next city.... Kasadim was that my elder brother who was into yahoo yahoo and there with him... I started a new chapter of yahoo and drugs...


Which brought more dire consequences than i could ever bargain for....

As an adage says. Dog wey go lost no go kuku Hear Hunter Whistle..

THE END....

Written By classcaptain

ClassCaptain:
Episode 20 ( The finale )


At this point, i knew there was no escape..... This was when the beating and kicks in Episode one started...

Everything i was trying to explain fell on deaf ears, The last thing i remember was daddy tina coming towards me with pestle.


,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

i woke up after a three days coma
in the hospital.... According to stories i was told, i was brought to the hospital after i stopped breathing and they thought i was dead....

It was mummy chiomobi that insisted i be treated as every other person left me for dead...

My parents were called in...... My father refused to show up blaming it on transport fares as only my mama showed up....

That day, despite my sick nature, i heard the history of my birth and thousands of advices from my mama who caused a scene with her tears....

All my attempt to rope in Atele failed as the police claim there was no evidence and he left scot free,,,

the shame was so too much in school even tho i managed to escape expulsion due to the pleas of my mother.....

My Father disowned me and warned me never to step in his house again and claimed i must be a bastard... This almost caused a divorce btw my papa and mama.

All in all, i dropped out of school in the 2nd year, and left with no option as i could not return home , i travelled to the big bros aka Kasadim the Money house in the next city.... Kasadim was that my elder brother who was into yahoo yahoo and there with him... I started a new chapter of yahoo and drugs...


Which brought more dire consequences than i could ever bargain for....

As an adage says. Dog wey go lost no go kuku Hear Hunter Whistle..

THE END....

Written By classcaptain

You are simply awesome. Great comical story with a big lesson to learn.

Chai! Ciasscaptain! So u dey do yahoo yahoo?

bros u ar d bomb. every of ur episodes was a hit, back 2 back.

classcaptain, you have been the best and will always be the best. I will always read and love your stories. keep is up. my greetings to Boo Oshin

CLASS CAPTAIN CLASS CAPTAIN CLASS CAPTAIN

igraman:

Hello colleague !
nyc to meet u here

Lol, nice to meet yhu too.... But don't report me to CSO

Nice write up

ClassCaptain:
Episode 20 ( The finale )


At this point, i knew there was no escape..... This was when the beating and kicks in Episode one started...

Everything i was trying to explain fell on deaf ears, The last thing i remember was daddy tina coming towards me with pestle.


,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

i woke up after a three days coma
in the hospital.... According to stories i was told, i was brought to the hospital after i stopped breathing and they thought i was dead....

It was mummy chiomobi that insisted i be treated as every other person left me for dead...

My parents were called in...... My father refused to show up blaming it on transport fares as only my mama showed up....

That day, despite my sick nature, i heard the history of my birth and thousands of advices from my mama who caused a scene with her tears....

All my attempt to rope in Atele failed as the police claim there was no evidence and he left scot free,,,

the shame was so too much in school even tho i managed to escape expulsion due to the pleas of my mother.....

My Father disowned me and warned me never to step in his house again and claimed i must be a bastard... This almost caused a divorce btw my papa and mama.

All in all, i dropped out of school in the 2nd year, and left with no option as i could not return home , i travelled to the big bros aka Kasadim the Money house in the next city.... Kasadim was that my elder brother who was into yahoo yahoo and there with him... I started a new chapter of yahoo and drugs...


Which brought more dire consequences than i could ever bargain for....

As an adage says. Dog wey go lost no go kuku Hear Hunter Whistle..

THE END....

Written By classcaptain

All hail the ClassCaptain oya pm me your whatsapp number na.

bro you are an awsome writer. you made my night and morning

Tonia500:
Nice write up

thanks maam

L-O-L


Bruh, you really tried with this your story


The story get as E be cos E just dey make person laff anyhow

Nice piece, Bro!!!

ClassCaptain:
Episode 3

I used buha as my screensaver and i was always on every thread on nairaland shouting Sai baba sai baba like a zombie.

All this while shingba 5kobo no enter my account ,,,, but i was just being patriotic ,,,, ..

This issue of Change caused me and some people to go seperate ways... The issue of buha no buha is why me and my pretty girlfriend, nneka seperated and i sent her packing from my hostel...she was not going to support buhari and i wasnt going to take that....

Even though i loved her, my love for buhari was greater and more important..

On election day , i was there from morning till 11pm when all the votes were counted in my presence and I almost died of hypertension from prof jega constant break during compilation of the results..

Finally, finally we got the change and i was very eggcited... I threw a celebration party that made me drop 25k... But it was small money to me at the time.

I went to give testimony in church and donated five thousand naira which i pledged that if buhari win , i will drop.

I went to open a new bank account where i will be collecticng the new 5k the government promised the youths and started pricing some items online in respect of the one dollar one naira policy...

...... Shior....

Na u sabi ooo

Baba said he didn't send anybody any msg ooo.

That was the propaganda,lies and drama Nigerians saw during 2015 elections.
GEJ became the most insulted,abused,down-graded president Nigeria ever had even him not being the worst. His offence is He's a gentle man. water and brooms where freely used each time he came to town in some parts of the north. These are all facts. We will all leave with it.

Classcaptain, you are a Genius... May God continue to bless you and give you knowledge...


You Made me laugh and forget my worries....Anytime you are in Ib, pls holla at me...

Nice story and rib cracking

More greace †̥♥ Ūя elbow class captain

Olubodef:
Lol, nice to meet yhu too.... But don't report me to CSO

and what made think I may ?

you just can't help but laff all through this story.i remember experiences of boys hostels.woe betide you once you start cooking & mistakenly leave the kitchen for whatever reason(s)...OYO is ur case

How I got my eyebrow scar:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRZHeZ6WwAY



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4xJmZGMGOw

Lol

Kudos to mr writer classcaptain, best comic writer 2016 for this wonderful piece..

Bravo

You're the best, mhen.

Excellent excellent piece captain.,
.three gbosas for you.....

Epic end to an interesting story...
Salute classcaptain.
More grease to your elbow...

Okaakoko:
classcaptain, you have been the best and will always be the best. I will always read and love your stories. keep is up. my greetings to Boo Oshin

don start one new one boss

ClassCaptain:

don start one new one boss

thank bro, on my way to the new site right away

Okaakoko:
thank bro, on my way to the new site right away

oga mi, we never see u oh