You can’t be best friends without insulting each other constantly.

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity

Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.

A good friend helps you up when yo fall a best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.

True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

I found out about you from my last nightmare.

That awkward moment when people act like they know your best friend better than you do.

Nothing makes you happier than your friend’s failure.

There are three faithful friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Fake friends are around when they think you're cool. True friends are around even when they think you're fool.