John :Apkors how far. My guy u never leave this your drinking habit
Apkors:no mind me wetin man go do
John:do u know if you start saving those Money you use too drink for two years you would have bought your own car
Akpors:wow!! Na true ooo abeg John you way no they drink were is your own car
(John asking the waitress)
John: please were is the nearest exist

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Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and abacha died and they stays together in hell.
Queen Elizabeth: I miss England so much and I need too call them
She called England for five minutes and she said
Queen Elizabeth:devil how much is my bill
Devil:one million dollars
She wrote a check and gave it too the devil,Bill Clinton became jealous and he said
Bill Clinton:I also need too call my people in usa
He called USA for 30 minutes and he said
Bill Clinton:devil how much is my bill
Devil:10 million dollars
Bill wrote a check and gave it to the devil
Abacha started acting uneasy and he said
Abacha:I need too call everyone in Nigeria including the ministers and the people
And he called Nigeria for 2 hours and he said
Abacha: devil how much is my bill
Devil: 1 dollars
Abacha:one dollar? How??
Devil:we only charge local rate for calls from hell too hell

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