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Akpors In The Church by vikono(m): 11:39am On Jul 17, 2016 |
On a very special sunday,Akpors went to church with his family members to worship and to testify about God's protection in their family because his dad and mum escaped a fatal accident that would have claimed their lives. After the praises,worship,and the testimony,the man of God mounted the pulpit(alter) to preach.Immediately Akpors started to sleep. Akpors heard stand up from the man of God and immediately stood up without knowing the statement that involve the stand up.He look around the congregation and discovered that he is the only one standing and that everyone is steering at him,including his mum nd dad who are putting on a shock,disappointed,angry face. The man of God now said glory be to God,one brother is standing,and he believe that there are still more people in the congregation.He now said incase you people didnt hear me the first time,i repeat "IF U'RE A WITCH OR WIZARD STAND UP BEFORE THE HOLY GHOST DESCEND ON YOU". It was then Akpors knew he is in trouble. Firstly, if u were to be Akpors,wil u continue to stand up or u wil sit down Secondly,how wil u be able to convince ur mum nd dad dat u're not a witch or wizard after both of them escaped a fatal accident. THANKS |
Re: Akpors In The Church by tsamson(m): 11:40am On Jul 17, 2016 |
A |
Re: Akpors In The Church by abuaoyen(f): 4:57pm On Jul 17, 2016 |
Thank you for making me laugh uncontrollably |
Re: Akpors In The Church by celebtalk: 5:05pm On Jul 17, 2016 |
Hahahaha, akpos bad guy |
Re: Akpors In The Church by vikono(m): 7:20pm On Jul 17, 2016 |
U're welcome abuaoyen |
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