TYPES OF SLAP
1) TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians.

2) RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after you're hit, you keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like 'wiiiiiiiiiii' and voices in your head singing skelewu.

3) FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like “What did I do?” “Who slapped me?” This type is very common. It is a slap from guys who are stronger than you.

4) EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g., “Bros, sheebi you were watching? I no do anything o! I just dey pass o!” This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time.

5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this slap, all you do is stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This is slap from elder brothers.

6) RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap, you start asking questions that don't need reply, such as “Tony, you slap me”


So what type of slap have you received?

The same type you received

lol....

I'll rather be the one doing the slapping and take away slap is my favorite