.... NA BY FORCE TO MARRY?
During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to
give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came
up with:
1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating
my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending
us their wedding rings.
2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.
3. I am most grateful to my boss for... approving the loan I
used for the wedding.
4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund
they raised on my behalf.
5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us your
wedding gown.
6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I
promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without
cutting or eating out of it.
7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their
homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were
served food good luck and for Those who didn't get any, well
we will make it up to you during our child dedication
( hopefully next year).
8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village
cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all
here, today.
9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you
for persuading my wife to marry me.
10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for
rushing me into this marriage.
11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my
wife how to dance.
12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating
this venue with palm fronds.
13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with
the Zobo drink
14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for
the cameraman
15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't
experience what I suffered for this wedding,,,,ROTFL

Too much pressure could lead one into getting married to a witch in the picture below



Good day, NLers!