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The Nigerian provisions starter pack:






If you don’t have all these, you’ve not started.

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The official padlock for stingy students:







The worst people.

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When you’re with your Nasco and you see someone chowing Kelloggs







Please be going.

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4.
You, the first time they jacked your locker and stole your provisions:




Just leave me to die here.

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5.
When you beg your guys for provisions and they say they haven’t launched it yet.








Is this one mad?

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When you’re the only one in your dorm that got provisions on visiting day.









As a bad guy

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When seniors see you entering the hostel with provisions.













It’s all over.

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When a senior gives you bowl to go and fill with milk.





God, why me?

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When you get back from class and catch someone trying to jack your locker.







You don enter am today.

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10.
When you open your provisions and people with spoons start appearing like:








Who are these ones?

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When you’re the only one in your room left with provisions.








Oya beg me.

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12.
When they steal provisions from the stingiest person in your room.








God is good.

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13.
How you look at people that take their unopened provisions back home:







Na wa for una.




source: http://zikoko.com/list/provisions-hustle-in-school/

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I can relate.


When you went through so many stress, and you got back to hostel and met your foodstuffs messed up by rats.

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Chaii!! See my padi, my main man, Life saver, my Nwannem,Tokoz!!! But, if that im mumu settings scatter, you don use 30minutes re-set am

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Lol




This is so funny

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Most hilarious I've seen here by far.

Keep it up!

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You'll see people that'll put milk, milo, cornflakes, golden morn, cabin biscuit, sugar all in one cup

Ogini

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Seconded.
FGCIK na in bad pass. those wicked seniors and stingy juniors enh! God will judge all of una.
Stingy Juniors be like:
ME: give me gaari abeg
JNR:no I can't, my mummy av counted it.
Wicked Seniors be like
SEN: take this 50naira and buy me 200naira beske at the tuck-shop. Collect 300naira change come.
ME: senior ahhhh
SEN: lie flat...

Omo..ko easy mehn

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