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Benefits Of Dating A Blogger (website Owner) by haryomikun(m): 11:02pm On Jul 20, 2016
1. They are too busy with their work to think about other girls in the world! So don’t worry, they wont cheat you.

2. They are aware about every Important event on the calender, from valentine’s day to chocolate day to #love-your-gf-more-day

3. They are entrepreneurs, they love to stand on their own and not under some Fat-Ass !

4. They don’t have fixed timings, so going out at busy office hours wouldn't be a problem.

5. They earn alot! So you won’t have any worries about your future.

6. They are clever and intelligent, you will not have to listen Bull-poo as they know what they are talking !

7. They are very creative and innovative in their work, so you’ll have many surprises to look forward for!

8. In case of any misunderstandings and fights, your friends will come directly into the picture, as they know how to get genuine backlinks.

9. You don’t need to wear good clothes and have facials done every week, they don’t really care about your materialistic looks, as far as they are sure you love them.

10. If you won’t find him or he goes missing, don’t worry and complaint to police, he will be in the nearest Internet cafe!

11. They will gift you things or gift which you can show off to the world. How about the Latest Iphone 7 coming up by November? This is rather good compared to gifts you hide like Sexy Looking “Undies”.

12. They have a lot of Brand Value in the Blogosphere, at some point you’ll feel like a Celeb Gf or Wife!

13. You need not worry about job, he will always want you to work together with him (blogging).

14. You can fight a lot with him, as they have a lot of Patience waiting for their site to rank and get traffic !

15. They make sure that there won’t be any kind of penalty on your relationship, as they are aware of all the algorithms leading to penalty if there violate any rules.

16. They have a different kind of romantic sense, but don’t worry they are obviously very #good-at- bed when i said very good, i mean very good!

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Re: Benefits Of Dating A Blogger (website Owner) by mhiztaNexy(m): 11:09pm On Jul 20, 2016
copy and paste relationship, garnished lies and .....(i'll let u know later)

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Re: Benefits Of Dating A Blogger (website Owner) by haryomikun(m): 11:23pm On Jul 20, 2016
Cc Lalasticlala Mondbest
Re: Benefits Of Dating A Blogger (website Owner) by mondbest(m): 11:28pm On Jul 20, 2016
That number 15 and 16 though, I can't stop laughing. But I think there is an epitome of truth here.

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Re: Benefits Of Dating A Blogger (website Owner) by adewumiopeyemi(m): 11:36pm On Jul 20, 2016
grin grin cool cool cool make i sleep if i wake up i go comment
Re: Benefits Of Dating A Blogger (website Owner) by kingDELE(m): 12:01am On Jul 21, 2016
I don read dis same stuff 4 FP pass 2 times...
Re: Benefits Of Dating A Blogger (website Owner) by gidimasters(m): 5:01am On Jul 21, 2016
grin

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Re: Benefits Of Dating A Blogger (website Owner) by BJAYADEMOLA(m): 8:20am On Jul 21, 2016
Bloggers are superb, creative, innovative and always quest for more knowledge.

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Re: Benefits Of Dating A Blogger (website Owner) by Aminat508(f): 8:31am On Jul 21, 2016
grin

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Re: Benefits Of Dating A Blogger (website Owner) by haryomikun(m): 1:14am On Jul 22, 2016
kingDELE:
I don read dis same stuff 4 FP pass 2 times...
really i thought i was the first to post it shaa
Re: Benefits Of Dating A Blogger (website Owner) by kingDELE(m): 4:07am On Jul 22, 2016
haryomikun:

really i thought i was the first to post it shaa
no hard feelings. But yuh are not grin grin

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