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Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Pharoh: 2:48am On Aug 01, 2010
cool
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by EfemenaXY: 2:55am On Aug 01, 2010
shocked shocked shocked
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Pharoh: 2:59am On Aug 01, 2010
cool
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by EfemenaXY: 3:03am On Aug 01, 2010
go sleep - 'tis past ur bedtime jor!
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Pharoh: 3:06am On Aug 01, 2010
:d
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Mobinga: 9:51am On Aug 01, 2010
+Excuse me. Where can I take a poop around here?+
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by james4sure: 12:17pm On Aug 01, 2010
Nice joke ben,but d boy wan scatter d whole girl
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 1:02pm On Aug 01, 2010
really?
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by sledge406: 3:40pm On Aug 01, 2010
@BENd-down-select. . . No be small work dem give u for hia. Beta take Pharoah advice if you wan your pc wan live long and practice celibacy wit Pamela. Na Pharoah style be dat sha.
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by EfemenaXY: 7:17pm On Aug 01, 2010
^^Lol cheesy
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:33pm On Aug 02, 2010
I feel so sorry 4 a colleague.
As he unbottons his shirt dis mornin, a botton fell off! He pickd his briefcase, d handl came off! He wantd 2 open his house door, d door-knob fell off! He wantd 2 get into his car, d door-handle came off in his hand!
Now he's afraid to pee. . .
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by bibs(f): 3:44pm On Aug 02, 2010
ha ha ha
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by sledge406: 4:21pm On Aug 02, 2010
Ben-10:

I feel so sorry 4 a colleague.
As he unbottons his shirt dis mornin, a botton fell off! He pickd his briefcase, d handl came off! He wantd 2 open his house door, d door-knob fell off! He wantd 2 get into his car, d door-handle came off in his hand!
Now he's afraid to pee. . .

cheesy grin cheesy grin D1ckless dey fear to piss again cool

BENd-down-select, u too wicked!
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 4:25pm On Aug 02, 2010
yak yak nice joke
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Nobody: 8:23pm On Aug 02, 2010
lol, Really funny, now he's afraid to pee coz faucet might break-off. cheesy
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Kunbee: 1:03am On Aug 04, 2010
Is that why u con open mouth, fly will just enter
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 2:50pm On Aug 06, 2010
Someone said A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
cheesy
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:14pm On Aug 06, 2010
Who among these 3 would u Pardon?

1st: Jeanne told my friend she prefers London to UK that’s
why she's not been to UK.

2nd: Poor Godwin took Ada out, asked if she wanted
sharwama but she declined saying, "sorry I don’t take
alcohol”.

3rd: Sussie told her man she just graduated and he
asks, “what’s next? Community Service, right! She says, no
I don’t like that course, too much calculation involved
that’s why I didn’t study it.
cheesy
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 3:18pm On Aug 06, 2010
I go pardon Godwin. . . the guy fit be like studio. . . straight from ghetto. . . the other no dey planet earth
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by tanimz(f): 3:21pm On Aug 06, 2010
^^ Seconded grin grin
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by blacksta(m): 3:29pm On Aug 06, 2010
I can go bundle the whole lot in soak away. grin
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:37pm On Aug 06, 2010
Wicked thing! cheesy
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:53pm On Aug 06, 2010
Husband Writes to wife:

Dearest Sweetheart,

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart,

Your caring and loving husband.

His wife replied back after some days to her husband.

Dearest Sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. The landlord comes every day and takes two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me, I have the remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan in the same way for next month?

Please Advise!

Your faithful wife.
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by blacksta(m): 3:57pm On Aug 06, 2010
grin

in my wallet i get reciept for 50 kisses.
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by EfemenaXY: 10:14am On Aug 07, 2010
^^ Lol
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Pharoh: 9:40pm On Aug 07, 2010
Lol . . . grin

4 my advise . . . all kisses arrangement are hereby destroyed with immediate effect. tongue
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by tayoast(m): 10:04pm On Aug 07, 2010
undecided
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by lbotus(f): 10:07pm On Aug 07, 2010
^ wetin happen to ur mouth?

Maybe u r the husband.u think u r smart, lol
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by tayoast(m): 10:16pm On Aug 07, 2010
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Simonwal: 8:57am On Aug 08, 2010
@poster,u are such a genius.i'm proud of u
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 8:57pm On Aug 08, 2010
sad ^^Your on ur own
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Kunbee: 12:07am On Aug 09, 2010
lbotus:

^ wetin happen to your mouth?

Maybe u r the husband.u think u r smart, lol

Na him o grin

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