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|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Pharoh: 6:27pm On Sep 29, 2010|
Why cold go catch me when i am up to the task abi you no see my fine boi smile for there.
Abeg make you gives us lovers joke make me and my new wife laugh wit you jare.
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben-10: 6:45pm On Sep 29, 2010|
Is she your new wife? Yonder shall never end.
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben-10: 6:54pm On Sep 29, 2010|
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben-10: 7:37pm On Sep 29, 2010|
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.'
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office,
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, ', And where do you think you're going?!'
She said, 'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark!'
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Fixo(m): 1:05pm On Oct 04, 2010|
, lol, Then ur going back to the office Mr. Light bulb
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by clemcykul(f): 1:51pm On Oct 04, 2010|
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben-10: 2:57pm On Oct 04, 2010|
you actually saw it on my profile, Clems. . .lol
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben-10: 6:10pm On Oct 13, 2010|
Jack and Jill went up the hill to meet their secret lover, jack off his pants and Jill did too, guess what happened 30minutes after. . .
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Kunbee: 12:09am On Oct 14, 2010|
Why should i guess, when you can tell me
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by leuelliot(m): 4:15am On Oct 14, 2010|
they were flogged by you??
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Phate07(m): 7:27am On Oct 14, 2010|
The mofo cant even speak good english and he was so busy killing Ugandians.
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Phate07(m): 7:31am On Oct 14, 2010|
She should just pack out now before it is too late. Can you imagine!
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben-10: 9:51am On Oct 15, 2010|
Men 4get everyfin; w3men remember everyfin. That's y men need instant replays in 'sports'. They v already 4gotten what happened!!!
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben-10: 12:44pm On Oct 15, 2010|
Why must I say 'I PREFER MEAT TO FISH' Why cannot I say 'I PREFER MEAT THAN FISH'
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben-10: 4:57pm On Oct 21, 2010|
Someone's bio data reads . . .
I am Cute ? Smart ? Intelligent ? Nice ? Loving ? Caring ? Dashing ? Adorable ? Marvelous ? Attractive ? Friendly ? Lovely Attitude ? faithful ? ambitious ? sensitive ? silent ? very good in hide emotions ? love to sleep ? full of good qualities ? Responsible ? Exciting to be Around ? Nice Always ? Dependable ? Smiles a Lot ? Friendly Personality ? Outstanding ? Really Great Memories ? Excellent Listener ? Very Kind ? Enjoyable ? Benevolent ? charming ? Dazzling ? dedicated ? Exquisite ? elegant ? Fantastic ? Happy face ? ideal ? Naughty ? Optimistic ? Remarkable ? Thoughtful ? Unique ? Ubiquitous ? Very-Cool ? Wonderful ? Alluring ? Appealing ? Good-looking ? Glamorous ? Beautiful Eye ? catching ? Striking ? Fascinating ? Seductive ? Sparkling ? Full of life ? Shining ? Vivacious ? Energetic ? turner ? Seductive ? Humorous ? Stunning ? Superb ? Exquisite ? Fabulous ? Excellent ? Exceptional ? Terrific ? Glittering ? Tempting ? Persuasive ? Influential ? Credible ? Likeable ? grabbing ? Impressive ? Marvelous ? Prominent ? Pleasing ? Extraordinary ? Congenial ? Good-natured ? Amazing ? Tremendous ? Elegant ? Fashionable ? Well-groomed ? Stylish ? Chic ? Neat ? Graceful ? Pleasing to Eye ? b3st ? Hon3st ? Pr3cIouS ? Awesome ? Hearted ? Lively ? Funny ? Independent ? l0vnG ? Dedicated ? Mesmerizing ? Optimistic ? Young ? master ? decorator ? Sympathetic ? Athletic ? Warm ? Attentive ? Gallant ? Funny Creative ? Tender ? Strong ? Tolerant ? Prudent ? Ambitious Capable ? Courageous ? Determined ? True ? Dependable ? Passionate ? Love shopping ? honest ? Moody ? Sentimental ? Guides others physically ? mentally Sensitive ? Shy ? Wild ? Strong sense ? sharp Judge people ? Hardworking ? Loves to be alone ? Confident ? Fit? Liberal? Open-minded ? Positive ? Romantic ?
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Lolajoy(f): 2:22pm On Oct 22, 2010|
Na wa oh!!! 4 only 1 person.
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben-10: 4:12pm On Oct 25, 2010|
A lady abused her ex thus "They said you were a great asset. . . . I told them they were off by two letters".
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben-10: 4:26pm On Oct 25, 2010|
"Doctors won't save you from dead. . . .they would only postpone it !!!!!
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by oweniwe(m): 11:17pm On Oct 27, 2010|
Want to improve your english? Very good tutorials are available here: http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-492003.928.html http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-492003.1280.html http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-492003.1312.html happy learning
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben-10: 3:25pm On Nov 01, 2010|
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by oweniwe(m): 5:36pm On Nov 01, 2010|
Wetin be lol? You started that thread and now almost abandoned it. See him teeth like lol
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Efemena_xy: 11:24pm On Nov 02, 2010|
^^ You fit dey revive am now. . .
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben-10: 4:44pm On Jan 18, 2011|
In a biology exam,student were asked to draw the female reproductive organ, as the exam was progressing, a girl looked between her legs. A boy saw her and shouted "Excuse me, Sir! She's copying from the original copy, "
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by teissys(f): 5:01pm On Jan 19, 2011|
And d boy duplicated it
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by shakara4u(m): 6:25pm On Jan 19, 2011|
"Doctors won't save you from dead. . . .they would only postpone it !!!!!makes sense
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben-10: 11:56am On Jan 31, 2011|
welcome teissys. . .missed ya
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben-10: 2:27pm On Feb 03, 2011|
OBJ went to the zoo 2geda with his wife,
on reaching the department of monkeys his wife brought out banana to give to a monkey
but the monkey refused to collect the banana from her,
then OBJ collected it from her wife and gave it to the monkey,
the monkey quickly took it from him and ate.
Surprisingly, the wife asked him why, he said don't you know that blood is thicker than water.
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by nich(m): 6:11pm On Feb 03, 2011|
benjie! benjie!! give me one reason why i should smile with you not to mention laughing with you! ehn! where u dey all dis while?
meanwhile, how market? happie nu year brov!
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by dejt4u(m): 6:34pm On Feb 03, 2011|
Aal izz wel
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben-10: 2:23pm On Feb 04, 2011|
hi nich. . I've missed you o, happy newyear pls add moi on facebook, I spend more time there so we can play nich nich!
|Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by nich(m): 3:41pm On Feb 04, 2011|
oya wait make i go carry anoda ps-pad for you! meanwhile, wey romsky, abbey-city, tyty and the odas?
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