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What Would You Do ??? by tzoracle: 8:54pm On Jul 23, 2016
I just had this thought and it threw me into a mini dilemma

You go to have a couples massage with ur spouse for married folks and bae for those in relationships.

As a guy would you choose a fellow guy to massage you or a female
As a girl would you choose a guy or a fellow female

Also don't forget to factor in the nigerian factor on opposite sex

And what would be your reaction to your partners choice grin
Re: What Would You Do ??? by Nobody: 9:04pm On Jul 23, 2016
Why would I allow a guy massage me?
Re: What Would You Do ??? by tzoracle: 9:07pm On Jul 23, 2016
iAmCharis:
Why would I allow a guy massage me?


Some people are very homophobic
Re: What Would You Do ??? by Sleekyshuga(f): 9:27pm On Jul 23, 2016
Masseuses & Masseurs are professionally trained to skillfully carry out their jobs on clients, save otherwise.

Unlike poles attract cheesy..

As a lady, I'll always prefer a masseur, and I believe bae/hubby will do same.

Also, I shouldn't have a problem if bae/hubby decides to be massaged by a masseur but I think it will be fun having one (either a masseuse or masseur) massage both of us while we go home, and continue (finish) from where he/she stopped grin..


iAmCharis:
Why would I allow a guy massage me?
Why won't you allow a man massage you undecided?

When the desirable is not available, the available becomes the desirable tongue.
Re: What Would You Do ??? by Nobody: 9:37pm On Jul 23, 2016
Sleekyshuga:
Masseuse & Masseur are professionally trained to skillfully carry out their jobs on clients, save otherwise.

Unlike poles attract cheesy..

As a lady, I'll prefer a masseur, and I believe bae/hubby will do same.

Also, I shouldn't have a problem if bae/hubby decides to be massaged by a masseur but I think the fun will be having one (either a masseuse or masseur) massage both of us so that we can go home, and finish from where he/she stopped grin..



Why won't you allow a man massage you undecided?

When the desirable is not available, the available becomes the desirabletongue.
Mbanu, biko.


If mama Nkechi no get knor maggi, mama Oluchi go get. grin
Re: What Would You Do ??? by Sleekyshuga(f): 9:41pm On Jul 23, 2016
iAmCharis:
Mbanu, biko.


If mama Nkechi no get knor maggi, mama Oluchi go get. grin
Calm down cheesy. He is a professional undecided.
Re: What Would You Do ??? by tzoracle: 9:42pm On Jul 23, 2016
Sleekyshuga:
Masseuses & Masseurs are professionally trained to skillfully carry out their jobs on clients, save otherwise.

Unlike poles attract cheesy..

As a lady, I'll always prefer a masseur, and I believe bae/hubby will do same.

Also, I shouldn't have a problem if bae/hubby decides to be massaged by a masseur but I think it will be fun having one (either a masseuse or masseur) massage both of us while we go home, and continue (finish) from where he/she stopped grin..



Why won't you allow a man massage you undecided?

When the desirable is not available, the available becomes the desirable tongue.


I envy ur husband to be..

Some females the kind eye them go look u when you choose a masseuse ehh

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Re: What Would You Do ??? by Nobody: 9:47pm On Jul 23, 2016
Sleekyshuga:

Calm down cheesy. He is a professional undecided.
Pro gini? undecided He should go show his professionalism somewhere else. Not my body. The thought of it wan dey make me vex now sef. angry
Re: What Would You Do ??? by Sleekyshuga(f): 9:51pm On Jul 23, 2016
tzoracle:



I envy ur husband to be..

Some females the kind eye them go look u when you choose a masseuse ehh

Hahahahaha.. Though, I still have my issues but not on this grin..

Eye ke grin? Was he supposed to be massaged by a masseur undecided? Na dia I go raise eyebrow sef cheesy. A masseur should be a last option, though not ruled out completely.


iAmCharis:
Pro gini? undecided He should go show his professionalism somewhere else. Not my body. The thought of it wan dey make me vex now sef. angry

cheesy grin cheesy grin.

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Re: What Would You Do ??? by tzoracle: 9:56pm On Jul 23, 2016
iAmCharis:
Pro gini? undecided He should go show his professionalism somewhere else. Not my body. The thought of it wan dey make me vex now sef. angry

Sister no vex
Kunam mbok
Re: What Would You Do ??? by Nobody: 9:57pm On Jul 23, 2016
Sleekyshuga:


Hahahahaha.. Though, I still have my issues but not on this grin..

Eye ke grin? Was he supposed to be massaged by a masseur undecided? Na dia I go raise eyebrow sef cheesy. A masseur should be a last option, though not ruled out completely.




cheesy grin cheesy grin.
Oya coman massage daddy tongue

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Re: What Would You Do ??? by Nobody: 9:58pm On Jul 23, 2016
tzoracle:

Sister no vex Kunam mbok
I'm a man.
Re: What Would You Do ??? by tzoracle: 10:03pm On Jul 23, 2016
iAmCharis:
I'm a man.

Now everything falls into place grin grin

Nwa nna ya iwe gi ju oyi
Re: What Would You Do ??? by Nobody: 10:06pm On Jul 23, 2016
tzoracle:

Now everything falls into place grin grin
Nwa nna ya iwe gi ju oyi
Hahaha

Sorry, I don't understand igbo. Translate, please.
Re: What Would You Do ??? by tzoracle: 10:10pm On Jul 23, 2016
iAmCharis:
Hahaha


Sorry, I don't understand igbo. Translate, please.

Son of your father, let your anger subside
Re: What Would You Do ??? by Sleekyshuga(f): 10:12pm On Jul 23, 2016
iAmCharis:
Oya coman massage daddy tongue
Your body is too strong embarassed. When you start applying lotion, I'll come kiss.

iAmCharis:
I'm a man.
How would he know that you are a man when your sexuality scares you grin. Na hermaphrodite the next person go call you cheesy..

Goan indicate (m) or (f) on your profile before we will believe you undecided.
Re: What Would You Do ??? by Nobody: 10:15pm On Jul 23, 2016
tzoracle:

Son of your father, let your anger subside
Oh okay. Thanks
Re: What Would You Do ??? by Nobody: 6:07am On Jul 24, 2016
Sleekyshuga:

Your body is too strong embarassed. When you start applying lotion, I'll come kiss.


How would he know that you are a man when your sexuality scares you grin. Na hermaphrodite the next person go call you cheesy..

Goan indicate (m) or (f) on your profile before we will believe you undecided.

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