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| If Jesus Was A Pastor In Nigeria by Salmoneus(m): 12:20am On Jul 24, 2016 |
If Jesus Christ walked the earth today and was a pastor in any of these churches of Nigeria, this is how I imagined he would be like... 1. Jesus in Deeper life Deeper Life church focuses more on holiness and righteousness above everything else, Jesus would be a moderately dressed holy man who would preach against most of the modern lifestyles we're use to.  2. Christ Embassy While this church is known for miracles it's the swagger that stands out the most, the church's youth adorns the latest threads and most things in the church are just trendy, definitely a sharp contrast from the number one on the list. Jesus would definitely be a trendy "guy man" if he was a pastor in this church.  3. Winners Chapel Prosperity is the main emphasis of this church, in that regard Christ would be a pastor that would advise you candidly on how to spend your kingdom investments to get the best results in your personal life from riches to health, security and peace of mind.  4. Synagogue Church of all nations Demons are being cast out from people in this church like crazy, even celebrities are getting in on the action for their own 'deliverance'.  5. Mountain of fire This church has only one word for its enemies...DIE!!! makes me wonder how many witches and wizards have met their end due to the prayers rendered by this church, If Christ was a pastor here I'm sure he would not only kill witches spiritually, but perhaps physically too with AK-47's bazookas, grenades and the likes.  1 Like |
| Re: If Jesus Was A Pastor In Nigeria by Lordgel: 12:34am On Jul 24, 2016 |
Hahaha...MFM Jesus though...Christ embassy own na endtime Jesus o.. |
| Re: If Jesus Was A Pastor In Nigeria by Boring: 12:44am On Jul 24, 2016 |
so Nigeria and Jesus don become joke mata ba.. I pity U.. God dey watch u in 6D  Jesus forgive dis op for he is a fooll God bless Nigeria God bless NL pple God bless the person behide the moniker.. Happy sunday  1 Like |
| Re: If Jesus Was A Pastor In Nigeria by zarakay(f): 5:01am On Jul 24, 2016 |
Boring:  |
| Re: If Jesus Was A Pastor In Nigeria by Salmoneus(m): 7:15am On Jul 24, 2016 |
Boring: Touchy touchy... |
| Re: If Jesus Was A Pastor In Nigeria by kazyhm(m): 7:20am On Jul 24, 2016 |
| Re: If Jesus Was A Pastor In Nigeria by malvisguy212: 7:33am On Jul 24, 2016 |
Corruptable mind you've got op. |
| Re: If Jesus Was A Pastor In Nigeria by Salmoneus(m): 10:37am On Jul 24, 2016 |
malvisguy212: OK. |
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