story not completed yet,,,abegi finish am make I rest... I be no wan comment before buh NEPA Dan carry light for my area...

@willibounce1 jst don't mind pple quoting u upanda. i totally agree with u the story line is really boring & can't be compared with DEVIL HAS THE MONEY BY ONE BIIBII or so i can't jst wait 2 finish her story hopefully 2day. i wonder wht is so intrigued abt this story see traffic, Classcaptain is better than this anywy goodluck 2 his readers am out of here

Olivers2J:
@willibounce1 jst don't mind pple quoting u upanda. i totally agree with u the story line is really boring & can't be compared with DEVIL HAS THE MONEY BY ONE BIIBII or so i can't jst wait 2 finish her story hopefully 2day. i wonder wht is so intrigued abt this story see traffic, Classcaptain is better than this anywy goodluck 2 his readers am out of here

Bye

Olivers2J:
@willibounce1 jst don't mind pple quoting u upanda. i totally agree with u . i wonder wht is so intrigued abt this story see traffic, Classcaptain is better than this anywy goodluck 2 his readers.. am out of here

haa...

God bless you my sister... If this one doesnt lubricate your engine, pls do check on other stories ma..

Safe journey

willibounce1:
Really don't see anything funny about this crap. A lot of people must be living a very boring life to find this bullshi..t funny

And you must be a very sad person not to find this funny. Try to loosen up a bit

Olivers2J:
@willibounce1 jst don't mind pple quoting u upanda. i totally agree with u the story line is really boring & can't be compared with DEVIL HAS THE MONEY BY ONE BIIBII or so i can't jst wait 2 finish her story hopefully 2day. i wonder wht is so intrigued abt this story see traffic, Classcaptain is better than this anywy goodluck 2 his readers am out of here

Some people can be so hilarious..... you don't have a story to tell or write,but then your condemning another person....


Wonders shall never end

Episode 8

person wey talk say money no be everything na bastard...

Despite the fact dat it was cassava grates i drank last night, immediately i withdrew the money , even till this morning, Hunger dissapear.

Bank never Call me, nobody don disturb me say so so so and so money entered ki ni kan ,ki ni kan...

Jesus is Lord..

Shirts-5000
gold chain (mallam)-2000
shoes-20,000 naira
nigerian jersey (two) - 2500 naira
airforce1 album -100 naira
tithes, offering and church donations - 1500 naira

......

I was still drafting the budget when i received a message via pm from nairaland...

It was a message from one of the powerful and respected romanceland babes ( i will use secret to cover her identity here)

This girl had various threads dedicated to her on nairaland and guys no dey allow am rest because of her beauty and asset.

Her elegant smile and massive backside is enough to drive any man crazy,,,


Bet why me ?


i was shocked because i don pm this babe now e don enter 3 wks, wey she con dey reply now...

I checked the msg and chillaxed for like 30 mins before i replied may she no go dey reason herself special....

Hi, boo osin
hello....
Hi, Do you stay in abuja ?
Yes i do.......

The next message wey i go see shock me no be small....

ClassCaptain:
Episode 8

person wey talk say money no be everything na bastard...

Despite the fact dat it was cassava grates i drank last night, immediately i withdrew the money , even till this morning, Hunger dissapear.

Bank never Call me, nobody don disturb me say so so so and so money entered ki ni kan ,ki ni kan...

Jesus is Lord..

Shirts-5000
gold chain (mallam)-2000
shoes-20,000 naira
nigerian jersey (two) - 2500 naira
airforce1 album -100 naira
tithes, offering and church donations - 1500 naira

......

I was still drafting the budget when i received a message via pm from nairaland...

It was a message from one of the powerful and respected romanceland babes ( i will use secret to cover her identity here)

This girl had various threads dedicated to her on nairaland and guys no dey allow am rest because of her beauty and asset.

Her elegant smile and massive backside is enough to drive any man crazy,,,


Bet why me ?


i was shocked because i don pm this babe now e don enter 3 wks, wey she con dey reply now...

I checked the msg and chillaxed for like 30 mins before i replied may she no go dey reason herself special....

Hi, boo osin
hello....
Hi, Do you stay in abuja ?
Yes i do.......

The next message wey i go see shock me no be small....

Oga!!!! Do na!!!

Omo this your story looks like a thriller, ur writing skills is good too u gat lots of suspense sense.


but finish the story sharp sharp now

Bro where the other episode na? I sidon on top chair with ma cup og garri filled with sugar'I don't know between the garri and the sugar which one plenty pass'...lol

Am waiting for the conclusion...

And you took her out,she rob hand for your head you mumuisly spent the 80k,THE END.

Maxcollins042:
And you took her out,she rob hand for your head you mumuisly spent the 80k,THE END.

Open your own thread and write your own story?

Maxcollins042:
And you took her out,she rob hand for your head you mumuisly spent the 80k,THE END.

unfortunately, no be wetin happen be that sir

Maxcollins042:
And you took her out,she rob hand for your head you mumuisly spent the 80k,THE END.

keep guessing ........

I am waiting for the outcome of your story

nice work @op remind me wen them pay i go dash u recharge card

Oya classcaptain coman update jare.

Olivers2J:
@willibounce1 jst don't mind pple quoting u upanda. i totally agree with u the story line is really boring & can't be compared with DEVIL HAS THE MONEY BY ONE BIIBII or so i can't jst wait 2 finish her story hopefully 2day. i wonder wht is so intrigued abt this story see traffic, Classcaptain is better than this anywy goodluck 2 his readers am out of here

take a sledge hammer and crack your skull into two...

guy come finish oooo

Very original writing style...luv it...oya kwantinu

Story that touch best so far

classplaintain come nd kontinue

Oga if u no come continue ehn....d kind slap wey I go give u go make another 90k appear into ur account

ClassCaptain:
Episode 7

Next Morning..


Immediately the Cock crowed and My cock growled, the first thing i did was to identify the location of the money......

I recounted the money one by one to make sure it was complete make we no con dey hear issue of spiritual deduction.....

I had no choice than to verify that money again because My dream the night before was quite terrible.... It was just jama jama

..... I was jejely sleeping my own when the dream kicked off...

I was just walking on the road when i saw a packaged gift with my name written on it...

Of course without delay or second thought , i picked it up ,only for me to look back and see two masquerades coming towards with full speed, holding sharp cutlasses ...

"ban gbo wo mi, ban gbo wo mi( give me my money,give me money)..

For where

phiam !!!, we started the temple run, dream version .....i held onto the package tightly as the masquerades chased me and trust the boy for anything awoof, me sef no slack as i turn usain bolt for the matter....

The rest part i no remember but i just wade the thing off.... Aimoye dreams..

If all dreams dey come to pass, all those dreams wey i go dey fight lieu keng or they act chinese film and do all those jet li tricks abi the sweet ones wey i dey get with dija for don come to pass...

abegi...

All those dreams wey i go dey chop pounded yam with egusi soup and smoked frog lap, food wey i no dey see chop for real life

i go even wake up and chop mouth to see if any remain from the dream but nothing...

Shior.... Ala go jare...

And with that, for the first time in 3 months, i did my devotion....

Haaa..... You dey laugh ?... Ani make person sha clear any appeareance of evil...anyway na way.

Picked up my daily devotion wey dust don full am and used john 3 vs 16 as the devotion text...

I spent 30 mins singing various songs and almost one hour praying; then ended it with seven powerful halleluyahs...

Am insured jare.......

With that,. I set off to the expenditure and budget of the money and things i needed to get as soon as possible..

' Aimoye dreams' countless dreams lol very classic line!

Olivers2J:
@willibounce1 jst don't mind pple quoting u upanda. i totally agree with u the story line is really boring & can't be compared with DEVIL HAS THE MONEY BY ONE BIIBII or so i can't jst wait 2 finish her story hopefully 2day. i wonder wht is so intrigued abt this story see traffic, Classcaptain is better than this anywy goodluck 2 his readers am out of here

I think you're missing the point, it's the use of language to give a vivid description of mundane every day life...its appeal is in the way a lot of Nigerians can relate to it.

ClassCaptain:


unfortunately, no be wetin happen be that sir

Lol..ok

wey u na