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Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by mailmalc(m): 11:54pm On Nov 26, 2010
*shakes head*
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by FatFish: 6:15pm On Nov 27, 2010
Tell me what to do, these people actin up in the hood
but i aint scared il just be who i wanna bruv
Say Bleep y'all people (Bleep y'all people)
joe you can't right shiiiiiit youre brains outa signal
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by juicygirl: 10:27pm On Dec 26, 2010
You got me all wrong, my swag juice is over flowing.
Can you really spit gal, cos it sure aint showing,
Shall I stop, nah I think i'll keep going.
Maybe you are Bieber, or do you just wanna be like him?
He's your idol dog, well mine is Eminem.
Kid, get back to your high school books
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by ady4lyf: 3:35pm On Dec 27, 2010
Am a rap star general, voic so nathural,
i got dis swags 4rm my enemiz fiuniral,
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by FatFish: 10:04pm On Dec 27, 2010
i got my ABC
and i ain't no baby
you must think I'm crazy
if you think i'ma do it daily
if you don't like it then erase me
if you real enough to face me
i'ma do this rap greatly
and i'ma make these teachers hate me
i feel like an inmate b
but at least i can rap like jay-z
if you don't like my style then kane me
but i been through a lot lately
you want me to do work, make me
if you really as firm as the navy
my eyesight's getting pretty opaque b
cuz i don't see why you think you can phase me
I'm old school, I'm quaint b
all my homeys know how to rate me
so i ain't gotta do no S.A.T
cuz i'ma get somebody to tape me
and y'all homeys can't understate me
i'ma not say it vaguely
cuz then my whole rap would just be a waste b
you don't know what's inside of me unless you x-ray me
when you hear my rap, you're gonna say yay b
my rap is professional man and not zany
i got my ab a ab a ABC man
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by Illegalkel(m): 1:30pm On Apr 22, 2011
Who is this dude called Baudex?
You're nothing more than a pest.
I'm coming for your heart is better wear a vest.
U're so ugly that when ur mom 1st saw ur face, she was vexed.
You're so dumb.
No one will give you the upper thumb.
No one will throw roses at your tomb.
Go die you little crumb.
angry angry angry
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by Dub Dza : 4:46pm On Jun 30, 2012
im just gunna drop a real quick punch line Ya dig

These fuckin rap niggas never learn nuthin till i got to be like gonorrhea and burn something i aint hiding Niggas i be with the riding nigga add the extender subtract the safety and start dividing niggas i let the hooka shoot imagine what it'll do to you whole so big they use your body as a whoola hoop Imma ranger boy better call the ranger boy you got a tiger in your face and cant get away im danger boy but imagine that been hot since the cabbage patch i take this nigga life charge him double just to have it back but i aint havin that imma keep the poo do this niggas face like i do my girls Kitty-Cat and beat the poo enough with the peace and poo cuz im bout to piece your poo but imma beast wit mine no doubt imma beast with mine i'll punch you in your face and make you leave with your teeth behind

Lmao well so much for a punchline i got kinda carried away
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by ojoawo(m): 1:24am On Aug 15, 2012
yo think u can rap??
check out this new post, very interesting, drop your illest rhymes
http://www.nairaland.com/1018865/rap-cypher-challenge
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Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by djrockstar: 8:23pm On Oct 09, 2012
Ya niggaz like rocky, my flow is Ali, when im finished with u dudes, CSI be searchin for yo bodies.
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Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by Sanaik(m): 1:40pm On Oct 25, 2012
hey juicy wad up
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by Substance_Emcee: 5:34am On Mar 26
Fat fish, you don't wanna reply to my rap ish/
Slack tips people even leave without a track list/
Drag this through your speakers/
I'm shooting leaders till the loose and stup.id foolish breathers use a tube for super secrets/
But it's not just guys that are busting filler in lines/
it's not a hard concept to grasp, MULTI SYLLABLE RHYMES/
So if you want a battle it's a titan that you're fighting with/
I'll put a rhyming riff up on the mic and then ignite a spliff/
Nicest piff, got me writing tighter than a python grip/
But it's not a faster flow i'd liken it to siphoning/

Not being funny but i didn't see anything that matches this ^
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by Edward Murders: 6:36pm On Mar 31
#PPLCypherShit

PUNKS ETHERED, when I snub heaters!
So... if hes raw? Then Ima drug dealer

C'MON SON.
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by Edward Murders: 6:47pm On Mar 31
djrockstar: Ya niggaz like rocky, my flow is Ali, when im finished with u dudes, CSI be searchin for yo bodies.
AYOOOO!!!!

I GOT HOT QUIPS.... but ^ THIS dumb fucker couldnt talk slick!!!
ROCKSTAR's only over our heads if its jumping in a moshpit! [/EZ.]
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by Edward Murders: 7:02pm On Mar 31
Dub Dza :
im just gunna drop a real quick punch line Ya dig

These fuckin rap niggas never learn nuthin till i got to be like gonorrhea and burn something i aint hiding Niggas i be with the riding nigga add the extender subtract the safety and start dividing niggas i let the hooka shoot imagine what it'll do to you whole so big they use your body as a whoola hoop Imma ranger boy better call the ranger boy you got a tiger in your face and cant get away im danger boy but imagine that been hot since the cabbage patch i take this nigga life charge him double just to have it back but i aint havin that imma keep the poo do this niggas face like i do my girls Kitty-Cat and beat the poo enough with the peace and poo cuz im bout to piece your poo but imma beast wit mine no doubt imma beast with mine i'll punch you in your face and make you leave with your teeth behind

Lmao well so much for a punchline i got kinda carried away
^ Lmao.

If lames'll buck the heat? I'll "make Recovery"...
"Marshall Mathers!"
As I tote triggas! Ima smoke, Dza... like that Harlem rapper!

*brushes glittery dust off my shoulders*
Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by Edward Murders: 7:18pm On Mar 31
juicygirl: You don't know the Technique so don't tell lies,
I'll shoot your mum in the back & f*uck the bullet hole until she dies,
I damage any rapper who step in my direction,
You're scared, ain'tcha? cry cry you drunk animal,

Youre slightly meagre to me! When I spit hot lines that ethers, Juicy!
Clap steel and ya pop!? You act real but youre NOT... like a 3D movie!

*smacks you in the face*

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