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He Locks The Threads by CrazyMan(m): 4:25pm On Sep 19, 2009
Dani the village boy came to the city for the first time in his life;

His uncle; Sylve told him that he must Endeavour that all the rooms in the house are locked before going out.

Dani being a village boy didn’t understand the meaning of door since there are no doors in his village began locking all the threads.

When his uncle sylve came back home; he found that the whole room was empty; the TV set was gone, the DVD was gone, the refrigerator was gone; infact everything in the house were all going.

The uncle furious with him asked him;

Dani, didn’t I tell you to lock the house whenever you go out?

Yes dani reples:

So why didn't you do that? asked the uncle

Dani replies; since I couldn’t locate the door, I decided to lock the threads. sad
Re: He Locks The Threads by 2Direct(m): 6:15pm On Sep 19, 2009
Stale as usual,

gerrout!
Re: He Locks The Threads by mamagee6(f): 6:22pm On Sep 19, 2009
*yawns*
Re: He Locks The Threads by dgreatrock(m): 7:24pm On Sep 19, 2009
How do you lock a thread embarassed
Re: He Locks The Threads by mamagee6(f): 7:59pm On Sep 19, 2009
By locking it up.
Re: He Locks The Threads by dani1luv: 8:04pm On Sep 19, 2009
You try undecided
Re: He Locks The Threads by CrazyMan(m): 8:39pm On Sep 19, 2009
Thanks sad
Re: He Locks The Threads by dani1luv: 8:49pm On Sep 19, 2009
My pleasure undecided
Re: He Locks The Threads by dgreatrock(m): 8:51pm On Sep 19, 2009
oya expantiate now shocked
Re: He Locks The Threads by bydot1(m): 11:54pm On Sep 19, 2009
**hisses** its crazypikin again
Re: He Locks The Threads by CrazyMan(m): 9:30am On Sep 20, 2009
sad
Re: He Locks The Threads by bydot1(m): 12:19pm On Sep 20, 2009
why dat luk on ya face
Re: He Locks The Threads by dgreatrock(m): 3:39pm On Sep 21, 2009
O boy! dont be downcast. Keep trying, you ll soon be a great comedian cool
Re: He Locks The Threads by bydot1(m): 9:16am On Sep 22, 2009
c him broda
Re: He Locks The Threads by chasy16(f): 9:28am On Sep 22, 2009
2Direct:

Stale as usual,

gerrout!

U gerrout! post urs na, nonsense angry
Re: He Locks The Threads by Ben13: 9:50am On Sep 22, 2009
see dis babe too want start fight
Re: He Locks The Threads by chasy16(f): 10:09am On Sep 22, 2009
where u scroll pass abeg grin
Re: He Locks The Threads by dani1luv: 10:11am On Sep 22, 2009
chei c newbie on d run shocked
Re: He Locks The Threads by bydot1(m): 10:54am On Sep 22, 2009
suspect dis one na oldie o
Re: He Locks The Threads by bydot1(m): 10:55am On Sep 22, 2009
WAIT o!
Wia Clumcy, Sylve, Studio, Rommie, Lysaabello? All 'em tatafos,


my loff(Abby) dey my side dey follow me do salah sha.
Re: He Locks The Threads by dgreatrock(m): 12:30pm On Sep 22, 2009
;d ;d ;d
Re: He Locks The Threads by Ben13: 1:09pm On Sep 22, 2009
that guy don dey see spirit na
Re: He Locks The Threads by romsky: 1:19pm On Sep 22, 2009
no be by force o jare
Re: He Locks The Threads by aristole(m): 1:26pm On Sep 22, 2009
Some peeps are,
Re: He Locks The Threads by Ben13: 1:38pm On Sep 22, 2009
consider the monica before commenting
Re: He Locks The Threads by akym(m): 3:12pm On Sep 22, 2009
Ok tell them
Re: He Locks The Threads by bydot1(m): 3:18pm On Sep 22, 2009
cool
Re: He Locks The Threads by clemcykul(f): 10:30am On Sep 23, 2009
lol poor daniluv


kekkeke
Re: He Locks The Threads by lbotus(f): 10:49am On Sep 23, 2009
what's dat, clementina?
Re: He Locks The Threads by romsky: 12:24pm On Sep 23, 2009
ibotan
Re: He Locks The Threads by tytylayor: 12:35pm On Sep 23, 2009
nice one crazyboi
Re: He Locks The Threads by Abbeycity4(f): 12:40pm On Sep 23, 2009
by.dot:

my loff(Abby) dey my side dey follow me do salah sha.[/color]

Honey do u knw wat? i enjoyed dat place we wnt last thn dat 1st place kiss kiss

@topic
Crazyfellow i u/stnd u lol . . . . nice one kiss

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