1. How you dress for church when your mother picks out your clothes



Chai! See my life.

2. When your parents drop you off at children’s church and you see your noise-making squad.




YESSS!!!

make i book space... phootoshoot i sight u

3. That newcomer that doesn’t want to leave their parents and come to children’s church



See this one.

4. When you finally graduate from the first bible to the second bible



As a big boy.

5. When you use your offering money to buy ice-cream from that man at the gate.



God, forgive me oh.

NO WAITING,NO STANDING,NO HAWKING,NO LOITERING, KEEP MOVING


SPACE BOOKED OP carry on

6. You and the rest of the children’s choir, singing in adult church like




They will sha clap for us.

7. When you’re the first child to read the scripture during ‘draw your sword’



WINNING!

8. Testimony time in children’s church be like



What else na?

9. When all the children have to stay in adult’s church for a special service.



NOOO!!!

10. The children’s church choreography starter pack



Still don’t know what the gloves were for.

11. When your teacher picks you to recite the memory verse for the day.



Hay God!

12. When you see them bringing out biscuits and capri-sonne after service.



The best.


Lalasticlala

13. When you’re already too old but you don’t want to leave children’s church.




I’m not ready, biko.

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5. When you use your offering money to buy ice-cream from that man at the gate.



God, forgive me oh.

chai! How can i just forget this good bad old days.

That man wey dey sell ice cream in front of our asalatu know me like him own fart. He knows me as a regular customer... Me i like spending fisebililahi money.
God forgive oo.



Anyways...



DrabeeyWasHere

14. You, when children’s church closes service before adult’s church.



You people should share the grace na.

15. When your friends have gone and you’re still waiting for your parents to come and pick you.




You know your parents are greeting the whole church.

Drabeey:




chai! How can i just forget this good bad old days.

That man wey dey sell ice cream in front of our asalatu know me like him own fart. He knows me as a regular customer... Me i like spending fisebililahi money.
God forgive oo.

Anyways...

DrabeeyWasHere

Lmao
Those ice cream guys are confirm strategist!

Emmatdayo:
NO WAITING,NO STANDING,NO HAWKING,NO LOITERING, KEEP MOVING


SPACE BOOKED OP carry on

Haha, nothing do you sir.

Source: http://zikoko.com/list/childrens-church/

Cc: lalasticlala, mynd44

children church was so fun....especially that biscuit aspect every after every program held.Nice observations Photoshoot

when you are children's teacher

Hmmm, will this make front page? Am not sure but make i park here small

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5. When you use your offering money to buy ice-cream from that man at the gate.



God, forgive me oh.

Seriously, I've been guilty of this so many times

Chasing you bumber to bumber

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14. You, when children’s church closes service before adult’s church.



You people should share the grace na.

After grace they'll still refuse to come out.


I swear. Mumcy b like (to her friend)

''how una dae your pikin teeth don come out?''

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11. When your teacher picks you to recite the memory verse for the day.



Hay God!

Just because your mum na women leader. Them wan remain loyal. Those teachers eh!!

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10. The children’s church choreography starter pack



Still don’t know what the gloves were for.

Chai dose days. My trouser no dae eva reach ground plus the white socks.

People dae raise leg na dat time you dae raise hand.

Dem dae shake waist na dat time you dae shake head.

The time dem dae bend down na dat time you dae go up.

I can totally relate.

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9. When all the children have to stay in adult’s church for a special service.



NOOO!!!

You head go chop enough konk for those adult ushers their hand.

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9. When all the children have to stay in adult’s church for a special service.



NOOO!!!

You head go chop enough konk for those adult ushers their hand weda na you do am or not.

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6. You and the rest of the children’s choir, singing in adult church like




They will sha clap for us.

Then you guys will march in with one song and march out with another.


I can relate.

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5. When you use your offering money to buy ice-cream from that man at the gate.



God, forgive me oh.

Me and my squad go contribute 5 naira each just to have a taste of that icecream