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Rules And Regulations On My Wedding Day by Princepoint(m): 6:13pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
RULES AND REGULATIONS ON MY WEDDING DAY --------------------------------------------- ---------------- 1) The Dj must not play "After the reggae play the blues".if he does, He will meet Harrysong for his balance. Only "Ada Ada, Obimo, ring ring,I love u etc, he will play. . 2). M.C must not mention anything Change, I mean APC. And if he does, Tinibu and Buhari will complete his balance. . 3). My best man will not say or do anything that will make my wife to laugh too much, because if he does, he will go from there. . 4).Any of my in-laws will not pick money for me.it's the work of my kid brother and sister. . 5).The video man must focus on money, anything concerning money that he will video and not the attendants and he must not interview my wife without my presence, if he does, his balance will be paid when Biafra comes. . 6).The photographer must not snap when am laughing, and i must be more cute than my wife in all the photograph. Failure to do it like that, Olusegun Obasanjo will complete his balance. 7).Foods and drinks will be shared by the Economist, you must not eat more than a plate and must not drink more than one bottle due to the current Economy. . .My driver will not drink beer, he will drink mineral and it must not pass one bottle so that his eyes will be clear to avoid roughly driving. Failure to do this, I drive home by myself . 9) The pastor must ask me to kiss d bride 3 times if not! . I will go to law court and complete the wedding! . 10) if you drink star you will not drink origin.. If you do, you must pay . 11) my wife will not invite her EX or she will go with them . 12)My best man must be an old man to avoid exchange of numbers . 13) No body will dance with my wife more than a minute mostly men no matter the age and personality . 14) The people in charge of money will account for me and will be searched thoroughly before they leave..... |
Re: Rules And Regulations On My Wedding Day by Soyhe(f): 6:20pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
I smell fp, this space is not for sale |
Re: Rules And Regulations On My Wedding Day by Soyhe(f): 6:24pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
Na by force to do wedding? |
Re: Rules And Regulations On My Wedding Day by ojun50(m): 6:47pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
U for jst no do marriage na |
Re: Rules And Regulations On My Wedding Day by sentee(f): 7:06pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
if I am the gal, I will make my rules too. |
Re: Rules And Regulations On My Wedding Day by Princepoint(m): 7:13pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
sentee: She wan go her house mama b dat |
Re: Rules And Regulations On My Wedding Day by sentee(f): 7:54pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
Princepoint:she should rather go to her mama house than to marry a man with rules, before u start using ruler to measure Maggi for cooking. 1 Like |
Re: Rules And Regulations On My Wedding Day by Nobody: 2:42pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
Hmmmmmmmmmmm |
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