Fake pregnancy

Truckpusher:
I must confess , I've missed you greatly . I hope you've been a good girl lately ?

As for family , they are farming on me seriously .

Missed you too, i have always been a good girl

That's the second role of a family

greatness22:
Lol, i guess no one is suprised afterall.



What do you expect from a country when the ONLY mineral and natural resource they have is MARATHON RACE.

Kai!!! U have no human sympathy!
Why evuls

ogorwyne:

Kai!!! U have no human sympathy!
Why evuls

Lol, if me, a Nigerian have no human sympathy, how then will you describe a kenyan?


Really miss you dear.

greatness22:
Lol, if me, a Nigerian have no human sympathy, how then will you describe a kenyan?


Really miss you dear.

You park me for corner na.

ireneony2:
like say we Nigerians nor bad

Na u know if u bad... As for me, I no bad.

ogorwyne:

You park me for corner na.

Not at all my lady. Okay, pls send your ...... to me.

na wa

Kenya and bad new be like fuel n gen

greatness22:
Lol, i guess no one is suprised afterall.



What do you expect from a country when the ONLY mineral and natural resource they have is MARATHON RACE.

You obviously don't know what you are saying young man. Better you don't speak than speak ignorantly.

pek:
You obviously don't know what you are saying young man. Better you don't speak than speak ignorantly.

Sorry old man.

I don't know we have Kenya Advocate of Nairaland.

ULSHERLAN:
Kenya is the new negative hub of Africa

it is not true...people here on NL only source for crimes in Kenya just to mk FP. It is the raining thing now. Perhaps wat about the crime rate here in 9ja? We commit crime pass dem.

Police and exaggeration. Every police officer in an attempt to gain promotion would paint a crime as though itz Osama bin Laden kinda.

Wen a police officer greats u good morning, check d time to be very sure its morning.

claremont:


What an irony!

Kenya has stable power supply, good roads, super-fast internet, low crime rate, low cost of living e.t.c, and you say it's the negative hub of Africa?! I have lived in Kenya on 2 occasions, electricity and water supply never blinked once. In Kenya, it's a serious criminal offence to kill any of their protected wildlife, the tourism industry is one of the best in Africa. Compare and contrast that with our loving country Nigeria. Is it not this same Nairaland that we see Nigerians killing and eating rare animals all in the name of satisfying their hunger?!

When we are talking about negative hubs, as Nigerians, we should look in the mirror and see ourselves.

Thank you sir/madam. Enough said.
Ps. where did you live while there?

Did you guys see the shoes of the Kenyan police. You can check your teeth for stains on them. Pure mirrors

Bonnie & Clyde with belle

lukency:
Wht is ur own headache if armed robbers are handcuffed abi u be one of them.

lolz

All this negative news won't stop me from going for a vacation in nairobi pretty soon.

It's not as bad as Nigeria there. This am sure of.

many days for the thief,one day for the owner.see as the girl and her boy friend ugly, weten them won born,monkey?

NIGERIAN VERSION OF BONNIE AND CLYDE

ThunderingHooves:

Thank you sir/madam. Enough said.
Ps. where did you live while there?

Nairobi and Nanyuki. My ex-girlfriend was from the Luo tribe.

claremont:


Nairobi and Nanyuki. My ex-girlfriend was from the Luo tribe.

Alright. Does the country look like a looming apocalypse to you? Why are some people on nairaland bent on creating a false impression?

This crime committed by these two looks decidedly average and not worthy of some very verbose comments and outlandish descriptions on Kenya. It's the equivalent of reporting on schoolboy misdemeanors on newspaper headlines if you ask me, maybe you can offer something in the way of correction in the way some nairalanders view kenya.

ps. if you were in Nairobi and nanyuki its all well, wish you visited more places to get a full picture, as it is a place that defies simple description.

Only 1 gun for 2 armed robbers? LOL.

annnikky:

Tnx 4 d@

You are welcome

Kenya and bad news are like pant and yanch

greatness22:
Lol, i guess no one is suprised afterall.



What do you expect from a country when the ONLY mineral and natural resource they have is MARATHON RACE.

You do know that if monkies occupied nigeria, the minerals underground would still belong to the monkies.... its nothing to boast about, its what you do with the minerals to build and develop peoples lives that you should boast, atleast winning a marathon means you worked hard foe that gold...

and BTW, Nigeria has a very high number of guns in the hands of civilians. A woman caught with a gun in kenya makes it to the headlines in mainstream newspapers..think about that

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/08/nigeria-accounts-70-illicit-weapons-wafrica/

denisfidha:

You do know that if monkies occupied nigeria, the minerals underground would still belong to the monkies.... its nothing to boast about, its what you do with the minerals to build and develop peoples lives that you should boast, atleast winning a marathon means you worked hard foe that gold...

and BTW, Nigeria has a very high number of guns in the hands of civilians. A woman caught with a gun in kenya makes it to the headlines in mainstream newspapers..think about that

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/08/nigeria-accounts-70-illicit-weapons-wafrica/

Thanks for the lecture sir. But I don't need it.

SweetJoystick:

You are welcome

I bet he impregnant her with his s*x pistol

what will the bby in her womb be

Booooohari harsh weather reach there too?

She will deliever(3) sucide bombers for sure