Best all around (male, seun female)Priccy

Sexiest (male, female) donzman ika6

Cutest (male, female)Genial Eslynera

Most Controversial (male, female)Jackal sista

Nicest/Kind (male,female) -- Genial Wesley . . i remembered you

Meanest Angry (male, female) . . . . . . . . kitaun chicks none so far

Funniest/Clown (male, female)Amodu ika lauryn aka miss nuts

Best Posts (male,female) this ones hard *still thinking*

Most Talented/Creative (male, female)seun for creating Nairaland . . . . . .wesley . .all those surveys

Most Important (male, female) seun . . . all the ladies . . _{guys nor bite me o}

Oldest Member (male, female)Olabowale . . . . . .mamaput

Most Religious (male, female)Olabowale . . . .babyosisi

Eccentric (male, female)big grammar . .

Most Tech-savvy (male, female)christino . . . . .

Most Intellectual (male, female)Genial . . . . . .Nilla . . .

Most Talkative/Postative? (male, female) . .senator . . .my best woman . .madam radiant

Promiscuous(male, female)4play+zulunation . . . blue+pearldrops . .tie on both

Wealthiest (male, female) . . . . . . .mukina2 my uncle na bill gates

Poorest (male, female)well everyone

Best Lyricist (male, female)Tianshie . . . , . .

hottest Couple (male/female + female/female) thief of hearts and donzman * happy birthday TOH*

more later . .

, Thinking,

It will be nice if an award takes place on this site.

wow, i see noone cares about me

most missable chick . . . . .Lauryn

*hands her flowers and chocolates*

i no accept bribe, I dey vex, big time.

Girl with the sharpest tongue -- Lauryn (Not competition).

U chop winch abi winch chop U?

lauryn most sexiesttttttttchick on NL . .

yea, yea, yea
I aint falling for that

lauryn:

yea, yea, yea
I aint falling for that

*sings for her*
lauryn is a sweet girl
all the dude and dudettes like am well well

who sang/wrote that?

well Ika . . . . .

she's terrible, she oughtta switch career

i'll tell her . .asap
i told her that .singing in bars was never her thing but she's too stubborn

she never seem to get anything pass that thick skull of hers

Most fecund nairaland babe = Lauryn

how flattering!!

Nothing more than you deserve.

mukina2:

well Ika . . . . .

@ muki you can lie !

lauryn:

she never seem to get anything pass that thick skull of hers

lauryn:

she's terrible, she oughtta switch career

mechiohu gi! tatafo!

Erm. . .

_{*checks to see that he hasn't suddenly turned into a lilliputian*}

Genial:

Erm. . .

_{*checks to see that he hasn't suddenly turned into a lilliputian*}

lili gini?

Gulliver's travels. Those men were  so small, he could put about 100 of them in his coat pockets. That would explain. . .

explain? ^{you just lost me!}

like I said earlier,,,,nothing passes thru dat thick skull of urs

ikamefa:

explain? ^{you just lost me!}

That would explain. . . why Ika appeared not to have seen M. Genial, if he was as small as one of those men.

Are you losing your touch, Ika? It's not often that I have to explain anything to you.

lauryn:

like I said earlier,,,,nothing passes through that thick skull of urs

lauryn carry yah wahala go front small yeye pikin

Genial:

That would explain. . . why Ika appeared not to have seen M. Genial, if he was as small as one of those men.

Are you losing your touch, Ika? It's not often that I have to explain anything to you.

sorry boo! i saw yah , was just tryna ogle mukinas king a likkle!

oh sharrap dia. no dey run y mouth anyhow, biko. just respet ursef if u no want make i reconstruct ur face for dis new year

ikamefa:

sorry boo! i saw yah , was just trying to ogle mukinas king a likkle!

Er. . . is a "not" missing from the sentence?

Dear Lauryn, it would be expedient if you indicated the person to whom your comments are addressed. Just so no one is confused.

lauryn:

oh sharrap dia. no dey run y mouth anyhow, biko. just respet ursef if u no want make i reconstruct your face for this new year

he! he!   bone  dey copy meat?  i like your demonstration!  o jare  

Genial:

Er. . . is a "not" missing from the sentence?

Dear Lauryn, it would be expedient if you indicated the person to whom your comments are addressed. Just so no one is confused.

no sir ! not is not missing !

@ Genial
it's obvious I was referring to Ikamefa

@ Ika
Bikonu, it's a new yr, I don turn born-again, so I would not yield to temptation anymore. Get thee behind me Satan!!

ikamefa:

no sir ! not is not missing !

lauryn:

@ Genial
it's obvious I was referring to Ikamefa

I understand.