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CHURCH RATS Written By Xb_lym by Nobody: 9:58am On Aug 18, 2016 |
INTRODUCTION
My name is Prince but my frnds call me
xhurebhoi but i shorten it to XB, I live wit my
parents in d slums of Ajegunle. Our house na
small but mighty because it get kitchen, sitting room
and bedroom for only one room(pple wey don
suffer go understand. D tin wey de pain me for
dat house b say our toilet far from compound
small. So if u dey pressed for night, u hav to
wake up, open door and stroll small to d pit
toilet. My papa born eight children and i still de
wonda y person wey no get money go de
produce children like factory..Ma mama try sha. I
get seven sisters which make me d only boy.
My mother is a trader, abi make i tel d truth, she
b market woman,she sells soup tinz. My father is
a carpenter and na testimony bfore u go see
customer for his shop. I no kno weda he no sabi
work or na juju follow am frm village come Lagos.
I no even fit count how mani Prophet and Pastor
wey don come to break d yoke but e b lyk say diz
my papa yoke strong die!...
To be continued
I gat 4 senior sistas and 2 Junior ones which
makes me d 5th child,3 of my senior sisters don
marry poor man but wetin shock me b say all of
dem marry poor men. De claimed dat it is love
and money is not everything.My first sista loveth
married a welder for shitta,my 2nd sista Blessing
married a vulcanizer for surulere while my 3rd
sista Grace own beta small, small, she married a
gateman.
I already de advice my 4th sister Mercy, make
she no bring poor man as husband because anytym
ani my 3 senior sister's husband cum 2 our
house, de onli eat our food and de wud not drop
ani shi shi. My mom na action woman so she has
banned dem frm coming except na beta bring
dem come.
B4 i even 4get, my two last sistas na twin,so we
name dem joy and Peace. But wat u wud b
curious is dat all my sisters cari christians names,
na because our mom is a staunch christian woman
"Mountain of Fire" wen she pray she fit shake her
head sumtyms i de pray her head no commot
4rm her body.To b cont |
Re: CHURCH RATS Written By Xb_lym by Nobody: 11:59am On Aug 20, 2016 |
CHAPTER 2
I hav several uncles,aunts, and relatives but d
fact remains dat we even rich pass sum of dem
and d ones wey get de giv stupid excuses.
I am in 16 yrs old and i am in SS3 and i attend a
public skul 4 my area. i am intelligent and i
always top d class but as d sayin goes 'no moni
no frnd'. so i am mostly alone or wit my best
frnd Kalu(He is also poor. I always iron my cloth
veri well even though i gat kno gud sandals to
match am. My sandals rili bad oo, d last tym i go
sew am d aboki throw d sandal on me. He said
dere was no place to put his needle but afta alot
of begging he eventuali sew but he rili bone face
die and told me 2 neva bring my sandal come
sew. Even tho i poor, i stil gat high ambition and
i want to bcum a civil engineer and i nid 2 work
harder to achieve dat.
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In Ajegunle high, we hav a large field, 8 blocks of
classrooms nd several oda buildings 4 staff room
nd administrative office, we also hav a kiosk were
we buy snacks,drink and oda 'chop chop'. Sum
big guys always stay dere xo dat de cud toast ani
fine gal wey pass while sum de dere just 2 de
beg. Dat skul bad ooo,xo guyz like me de lower
our head xo as not to enta problem wit d skul
bullies.
One faithful day,as i de trek as usual 2 ma
house, i saw a girl headin 2words me but she
wasn't concentratin. b4 i cud warn her dat
person lyk me de her front, she don alreadi step
on my sandals. i luk my sandal and saw dat it
had cut. OMG, i don already package slap 4 her,
den sumtin in me say make i luk her face, wow,
omo see beauty, ogbono feli feli.
I just calm down nd acted cul. She was scared,
sorry nd shocked at d same tym.
Girl: im veri sori, i promise 2 repay 4 d damage
on d sandal.
Me: It's ok (buh i de boil wit anger) |
Re: CHURCH RATS Written By Xb_lym by Nobody: 12:06pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
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