So this guy was just coming from the ATM at diamond bank ojodu berger where he just withdrawed some cash for his sisters when this so called SARS(SPECIAL ANTI-ROBBERY SQUAD) called him. Like a good citizen and gentle man he answered and greeted them. They didnt answer instead they were looking at his appearance. His hair was full enough for dread he didnt comb it looks like it was just unlocked. He was putting on a T-shirt and a trouser.
man1- where you dey come from
gentle guy-bank(pointing towards the direction of the bank)
man2-wetin you go do
guy- went to withdraw money for my sisters
man1-are you working
guy- no but i make money online am into blogging
man2- anyone that makes money online is a fraud
guy- that is not in the constitution of the law
man1-are you trying to say we are lying
man2- you must be a fraudster
guy-no sir i can show you my blog
man1- who is intrested in that rubbish
man2-mtcheeeew blog ko flog ni
guy- am telling the truth
man1-lemme see your phone
guy-(brings out a tab) take sir
man2- chai enough evidence to put you in jail.
Guy- lemme open it i dont have anything incriminating(tries to unlock**********battery shuts down) sir it has off
man1- your freedom sef don off oya enter bus
guy-but sir......
Man2-cuts in oya enter bus jooor
to be continued
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EPISODE2



In the guy's mind he knows he's in deep trouble but stylishly he entered the van where he met a boy
boy- them don catch you sef
gentle guy-naso we see am o
boy- you sef see as you be (pointing at his hair)
gentle guy- so law now don dey naija say make we dey barb skin abi
Boy-na change you dey see so.
Driver-make una shut up o
boy- wetin you wan do if i no stop
driver- you don dey mad abi
gentle guy-guy chill leave am
boy- you na butty you too dey fear
man1- una no go shut up make we catch una people wey remain for street.
Man2-e be like say them know say we dey here oya driver start engine make we dey go.
Driver-okay
(deep down the guy's mind he knows he's in trouble)
gentle guy-which kind yawa i enter today. Why i come berger sef??
Man1 everyday for the thief one day for the owner
****now at oremeta junction there was a slight hold up the guy saw a friend outside the bus*****
gentle guy-john!! John!! Johnny!!!
John-sk how far
man1-driver stop
man2- john come here.
*******john walks down cos all his friends are responsible citizens*****
john-good afternoon
man1-mtcheeew do you know this boy
john-yes
man2-what did you just called him
john-s.....its just a nick name
man1-s wetin
john-****couldnt talk cos he already saw what was written on their badge******
man2-whats the full meaning of sk
john-i dont know
man1-and youre calling him that. You're as criminal.
John-*****thinks of something***** erm its smart kid
man2-shut up ya mouth dia
smart wetin. Smart boys dont look like this.
Man1-its either it means skunk, silent killer, sharp killer,short killer,
guy(s.k)- ah thats not the meaning
man2- shut up
man1- john you must be a smoker look at your lips all black
john- no sir i dont smoke
man2-do you work
John- yes
man1 -show us your id card
john brings out his id card
man2- so youre amuzu john.
Man1- amuzu From which state
john-am a beninnoure
man2- beninnoure indeed comot hia. Idiot
john-deji later nah
deji- help me tell my mama o
man2- your friend is working and he doesnt have an ATM card.
You are not working and you have you'll explain where you get your money fool
man1-driver move make we carry this idiot go station.
Deji is now in bigger trouble.
******to be continued*********
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So this guy was just coming from the ATM at diamond bank ojodu berger where he just withdrawed some cash for his sisters when this so called SARS(SPECIAL ANTI-ROBBERY SQUAD) called him. Like a good citizen and gentle man he answered and greeted them. They didnt answer instead they were looking at his appearance. His hair was full enough for dread he didnt comb it looks like it was just unlocked. He was putting on a T-shirt and a trouser.
man1- where you dey come from
gentle guy-bank(pointing towards the direction of the bank)
man2-wetin you go do
guy- went to withdraw money for my sisters
man1-are you working
guy- no but i make money online am into blogging
man2- anyone that makes money online is a fraud
guy- that is not in the constitution of the law
man1-are you trying to say we are lying
man2- you must be a fraudster
guy-no sir i can show you my blog
man1- who is intrested in that rubbish
man2-mtcheeeew blog ko flog ni
guy- am telling the truth
man1-lemme see your phone
guy-(brings out a tab) take sir
man2- chai enough evidence to put you in jail.
Guy- lemme open it i dont have anything incriminating(tries to unlock**********battery shuts down) sir it has off
man1- your freedom sef don off oya enter bus
guy-but sir......
Man2-cuts in oya enter bus jooor
to be continued
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Nigerians and their ignorance

CrazyQuinn:
Nigerians and their ignorance

abi o

MY EXPERIENCE AT OJODU BERGER.


EPISODE3
John just came to put more petrol in this guy's fire.
Why did i call him
Why did he answer??
Why did i see him sef??
Why did he pass oremeta he's not meant to be out by this time. These are the thoughts on his mind.
Deji placed his head down so nobody will see him again and put him in more trouble.
Something tragic happened when we got to aina bustop(beside zenith bank not far from sure academy)
the driver suddenly stopped and all the officers ran to the ATM Point. This is the best time for deji to escape. He's not in handcuffs. The other guy in the bus said "i don go o"
deji was scared to run away. One of the officer suddenly turned and saw the other guy running. Immediately he fired a shot which hit the guy on his leg. Didnt know nigerians law enforcers are good in shooting that much.
The gunshot really made deji more scared. One of the guys caught at the atm point whose name is christian started urinating after he heard the gun shot.
There was so much panic in the bus until a guy that looks like a hardened criminal who am sure would have commited a lot of attrocity spoke. His name is razak.
Razak:wetin dey do una sef? Na first time wey una go see this kind thing before?? Abeg make una shut up.
There was silence for a while but when the guy who was shot was brought into the bus. Everyone including razak was shouting and arguing.
Officer1:e be like say we go use this thing for them o
officer2: oya everybody close your window
Razak: why we go close window?? Ac dey una bus??
officer1: close or i go shoot you
deji: bros abeg close am
(razak closed the window)
**** the officers and driver covered their nose and mouth with handkerchief*******
one of them sprayed some substance and people started sleeping.
Deji quickly covered his nose and for a while he thought he wont doze off not until officer1 hit him on the head with the gun and he fainted.
Driver-finally we go rest
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