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Reasons You Mustn't Make A Woman Cry. by Nobody: 11:14am On Aug 20, 2016
Don’t make a woman cry!There is nothing as expensive as a woman’s tears. When a single drop of tear comes out, it first mixes with L’oreal Eye Liner; 7,500 Naira and Revlon Mascara; 8,500 Naira, then when it rolls down the cheek, it mixes with Estee Lauder Foundation; 11,000 Naira, Zaron Blush; 15,000 Naira and Mac Powder; 19,000 Naira.Then, finally, when it touches the lips, it gets mixed with Maybelline Lipstick; 12,000 Naira and Avonlip Gloss; 5,000 Naira.A single drop of a woman’s tear is running for about 78,000 Naira, so please, don't make her cry.But you can make a man cry, it is only Vaseline; 150 Naira only.
Happy Weekend.

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Re: Reasons You Mustn't Make A Woman Cry. by valgbo(m): 1:17pm On Aug 20, 2016
no be all men the rub cream me no dey even care about vaseline
Re: Reasons You Mustn't Make A Woman Cry. by Nobody: 2:13pm On Aug 20, 2016
valgbo:
no be all men the rub cream me no dey even care about vaseline
Even Me Self, Na To Just Baf, Wear Cloth.

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