Don’t make a woman cry!
There is nothing as expensive as a woman’s tears. When a single
of tear comes out, it first mixes with
L’oreal Eye Liner 7,500 Naira and Revlon
Mascara 8,500 Naira, then when it rolls
down the cheek, it mixes with Estee Lauder
Foundation 11,000 Naira, Zaron Blush
15,000 Naira and Mac Powder 19,000 Naira.
Then, finally, when it touches the lips, it gets
mixed with Maybelline Lipstick 12,000 Naira
and Avonlip Gloss 5,000 Naira.
A single of a woman’s tear is running
for about 78,000 Naira, so please, don't
make her cry.

But you can make a man cry, it is only
Vaseline 150 Naira and Powder 200 Naira.
Total for men 350 Naira.