One of the most controversial issues going on in the Nigerian government now is the issue of budget padding. In fact, if you search for 'budget padding' in google right now, it is Nigeria that will 'full' the first page of the search result.
My own take on the matter is that we should use PHP programming language to pad our budget as it seems to yield better results.

Let us look at it from a programming point of view, imagine the budget is say N10 and we pad it by N100, now let us convert that statement into a practical code:

<?php
$nigerian_budget='10'; //let us say the budget was N10 NGN
$budget_padding=100; //and we pad it by N100
$lowest_denomation=0; //the worst case scenario is zero right?

//according to the rules of PHP language as regards padding of anything even Nigerian budgets
$nigerian_budget=number_format(str_pad($nigerian_budget, $budget_padding, $lowest_denomation, STR_PAD_RIGHT));

//here is the result
print $nigerian_budget;
?>

// In case you dont have a php compiler, the result you will get is:
999,999,999,999,999,967,336,168,804,116,691,273,849,533,185,806,555,472,917,961,779,471,295,845,921,727,862,608,739,868,455,469,056

and that is my reason for suggesting that we use PHP language for our budget padding.

I will delibrately pretend as if I understand what you just did there...anyway, up padding!

Somehow, I just know say from just the title say na Baba dhtml dey at work. Bros I hail O

I just dey troll jare. . . .been battling to build an android library since morning

dhtml18:
I just dey troll jare. . . .been battling to build an android library since morning

programmers and big big grammar, scaring the newbies lolz, why not say been battling to write android codes I can reuse later in other projects. Newbies will appreciate that.
N/B: I am not a programmer

dhtml18:
One of the most controversial issues going on in the Nigerian government now is the issue of budget padding. In fact, if you search for 'budget padding' in google right now, it is Nigeria that will 'full' the first page of the search result.
My own take on the matter is that we should use PHP programming language to pad our budget as it seems to yield better results.

Let us look at it from a programming point of view, imagine the budget is say N10 and we pad it by N100, now let us convert that statement into a practical code:



// In case you dont have a php compiler, the result you will get is:
999,999,999,999,999,967,336,168,804,116,691,273,849,533,185,806,555,472,917,961,779,471,295,845,921,727,862,608,739,868,455,469,056

and that is my reason for suggesting that we use PHP language for our budget padding.

Thank God say these senators no be programmers. Them for pad, sell the country

I am creating a reusable android library that newbies like me can use later.

sleepingdemon:

Thank God say these senators no be programmers. Them for pad, sell the country

Na reverse padding them for use. . . .

dhtml18:
I am creating a reusable android library that newbies like me can use later.

maybe i can use your library.

Collinz2:
maybe i can use your library.

Lol, when there are millions of other libraries trollin' all over github begging people to use them even.

dhtml18:

Lol, when there are millions of other libraries trollin' all over github begging people to use them even.

lol. Seeing my fellow nigerian own will encourage me more.

Collinz2:
lol. Seeing my fellow nigerian own will encourage me more.

You wan take me laff abi. I am a complete NOOB, i dont even have 3 android apps to my name.

dhtml18:

You wan take me laff abi. I am a complete NOOB, i dont even have 3 android apps to my name.

A noob who is writing his own library lol. Anyway good job, i hope i can program like u some day.

Collinz2:
A noob who is writing his own library lol. Anyway good job, i hope i can program like u some day.

A noob-type of library, too simple to have been thought of by PROS.

I need to write my PHP compiler in JAVASCRIPT so i can confirm your answer because i don't have PHP compiler.

Begpro:
I need to write my PHP compiler in JAVASCRIPT so i can confirm your answer because i don't have PHP compiler.

You will have to come a little bit down to my level, the grammar above is to cumbersome for me to Comprehend.

No need our school get the library...na were we dey keep our Android phone till after school just create java library coz we no qet that one...

KvnqPrezo:
No need our school get the library...na were we dey keep our Android phone till after school just create java library coz we no qet that one...

Lolz, Una go keep una java phones for d java library abi! *wipes you with oga dhtml18's e-cain*

...

teampregar:

Lolz, Una go keep una java phones for d java library abi! *wipes you with oga dhtml18's e-cain*

In this case, you need to dip the e-cane inside oil and pepper first, that way, it will be more effective.

dhtml18:
One of the most controversial issues going on in the Nigerian government now is the issue of budget padding. In fact, if you search for 'budget padding' in google right now, it is Nigeria that will 'full' the first page of the search result.
My own take on the matter is that we should use PHP programming language to pad our budget as it seems to yield better results.

Let us look at it from a programming point of view, imagine the budget is say N10 and we pad it by N100, now let us convert that statement into a practical code:



// In case you dont have a php compiler, the result you will get is:
999,999,999,999,999,967,336,168,804,116,691,273,849,533,185,806,555,472,917,961,779,471,295,845,921,727,862,608,739,868,455,469,056

and that is my reason for suggesting that we use PHP language for our budget padding.

u are lenient to pad the budget just on the right. the honourable and distinguish lawmakers use STR_PAD_BOTH.

romme2u:


u are lenient to pad the budget just on the right. the honourable and distinguish lawmakers use STR_PAD_BOTH.

Thank you very much jare, I could have padded both and cause a real MAYHEM!

dhtml18:

In this case, you need to dip the e-cane inside oil and pepper first, that way, it will be more effective.

laffinq in china

just passing