A small boy gets up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and passes his recently divorced mother's bedroom. He hears moaning and looks in her bedroom and sees her completely nude, rubbing herself all over and saying, "I need a man, I need a man, ".

The small boy continues to the bathroom and then back to bed. This same thing happens several nights in a row, until one evening when he looks in her bedroom a man is making passionate love to his mother. The boy quickly runs back into his room, tears off all of his clothes, jumps into bed and starts rubbing himself all over, saying, "I need a bike, I need a bike, "

Yeye boy.

kpod!

Very Funny

i wish him lick

But if we follow that boy's cue, we might get the things we need. Like if I needed a car badly, I'd retire to bed every night and do what he and the mom were doing for their needs.

and U think you are going to get the car?

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

i need a chick,i need a chick

VERY funny!

here is one:

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”
… the teacher fainted!

hmm what our kids learn these days

I don vex,
going to release my own joke

expecting

loooooooooool

lol

hmmmm

speak up

my throat aches

clemcykul:

my throat aches

Too much ororo

loool@post

@ poster,

Dat boy na so ji pikin very soon him fit dey configure & control chics later. But as him notice say him papa dey body dey mini mini wara wara am, him for lock-up,enter him room, take off his shorts, grabbed his thingy, and yell "I need a girl",

Then we'll see his moms reaction, FINITO

lexy, dats a nice one. the boy no sabi say if wishes were bikes, mumu boys might ride!
Sisters pls tell the poor boy dat its easy to get a guy than 2 get a bicycle!

saintchris:

Sisters pls tell the poor boy dat its easy to get a guy than 2 get a bicycle!

Na U get Ur mouth O

i need ibkaye! i need ibkaye! owwww!!

how much u go pay . . .u want him dead or alive?

u wan blind me abi?

funny jokes, I like it

did he get d byk? he wish

i need a mouse! i need mouse!! i need mouse!!!