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My Bornday by romsky: 10:39am On Sep 30, 2009 |
As per say ya'all know say i neva collect salary since July & my buffday na sunday. Tyty'll come to u personally & collect ya donation to the success of the celebration. The requirement na: Bag of rice - Caprice Beef - cow white meat - i no wan from cold room o Bottled water - Eva Drinks - shayo, malta guinness, maltina etc serving plates & cutleries - rubber plates not included canopy, chairs & tables party hall deejay fee musical instruments rental etcetera! etcetera!! etcetera!!! REMEMBER GOD LUVS A CHEERFUL GIVER |
Re: My Bornday by Ben13: 10:41am On Sep 30, 2009 |
see corporate begging |
Re: My Bornday by Ben13: 10:43am On Sep 30, 2009 |
It’s my Romade’s birthday, so let’s get the place heating. All preparation starts tomorrow. For those who will be present, there is enough rice and stew to make your day. Those who don’t have the hope of eating on October 4 as a result of recession should hang on any available BRT bus or DAF trucks (it’ll be free of charge) travel straight to Romade’s house cos whether you buy Ankara or not semo is available for you. RSVP hotlines: 070-semo-dey-plenty, 070-chop-b4uleave, 070-try-not2get-banned (cos dani definitely must be there) |
Re: My Bornday by Ben13: 10:44am On Sep 30, 2009 |
Dickele will sweep the party ground, dust the chairs and launch the trampolines, failure to do this, no food for him. Studio and Ble will get their desktops ready with 1,000musics as our DJs for the parry. Trust me; they are going to make a good combination. Jeovy, by.dot and little Bbee will both wear the Mickey Mouse. Oooops, they already look like mickey, so we the organizers no go spend money on that. |
Re: My Bornday by Ben13: 10:45am On Sep 30, 2009 |
……. Everyone already know Teissys darling to be the cake designer. Gabry will lead this group of Bene, sweetliet, Arcani and Abbygirl to make sure every delicacy is prepared to suit everyone’s tastes. We just pray she doesn’t fart. Phemour and Peejee will bring down all crates of Smirnoff and small stouts. Busybodie20 will do supervision. Her name says it all. |
Re: My Bornday by Ben13: 10:48am On Sep 30, 2009 |
The D-day: Sylve and the mama, Lola will stand at gate as our tested and trusted securities/ bouncers. Sure the mama’s frontside and backside will go a long way scaring away all area boiz. Clems of course will be there to dress my Rommie up. Dani remains the moderator even in the party. No illegal standing: anyone that eats more than one plate of food should be ban. Tytylayor, Abbey and Mykolo will handle the pin up. Tyty and abbey don tey for this biz, as they're seen doing this in all parties on the Island; Mykolo can learn fast. Tonye-T and some others already told me they’ll be coming by the closing, cos they've got no trousers. So, their job is to make sure all plates and pots are washed. |
Re: My Bornday by Ben13: 10:52am On Sep 30, 2009 |
Ben10 will definitely dance wiff the celebrant after cutting the cake 2gether. Sharap! what else were you expecting? Warning: everyone must pick from the devil’s basket o, so put on good bras and boxers. Meanwhile, let the cooking begin. . . While I take my Rommie to Shoprite for a buffday shopping. Oya, romade stop okada, make we go [size=19pt]Happy born day in advance.[/size]
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Re: My Bornday by romsky: 11:10am On Sep 30, 2009 |
Ben u try o Organizing seketari |
Re: My Bornday by Abbeycity4(f): 11:52am On Sep 30, 2009 |
Ben-10: oh my Gawd!!!! i laff laff lafffffffff till i could'nt laff again. . . . i knw if it's clem dat laff this kind laff, he must hav farted Ben ori e o 4kasibe Rommie durling hapi Bornday in advance. |
Re: My Bornday by lordjoe(m): 11:53am On Sep 30, 2009 |
Ben don kolo Romade happy birthday in advance! Ben always talk of you. brb |
Re: My Bornday by Ben13: 11:59am On Sep 30, 2009 |
Abbey, you no see ya own work Joe, ya own na to sign in and out like spirit come talk rabbish abi ewu |
Re: My Bornday by Abbeycity4(f): 12:09pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
my wrk ke? lailai u dare nt give m any wrk to do. . . . . m celebrant lover 4d day |
Re: My Bornday by clemcykul(f): 12:25pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
happie birthday romade** many happie returns to u darlyn |
Re: My Bornday by Ben13: 12:58pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
Abbey you neva sabi anything. clems and u dey fight for husband? |
Re: My Bornday by kabola2009(m): 1:49pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
Ben no be you go clear floor after the party? Hurray to the celebrate |
Re: My Bornday by tytylayor: 1:53pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
hurray to d celebration |
Re: My Bornday by Spyker: 2:05pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
Excellent, i will provide e-food and e-drinks and e-chicks and e-guys and e-music and e-moms and e-dads and e-birthday for you. Abi i no try? |
Re: My Bornday by Ben13: 2:17pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
see tits |
Re: My Bornday by bydot1(m): 2:18pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
chai i trust ma Benard rommie hapi buffday in advance o jare |
Re: My Bornday by romsky: 2:23pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
awwww see my beloved fellow yabbers |
Re: My Bornday by bydot1(m): 2:26pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
Na dis chick i go donate gv u make she be ya gf for dat joyous day
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Re: My Bornday by Ben13: 2:29pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
where dem? by.dot hope say you don buy new trousers for the parry |
Re: My Bornday by sylve11: 2:35pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
. . . . Captain, you will find but gardens sweet Prepared beyond the seas, And you will find but gentlefolk Beneath the cherry-trees. So walk you worthy of ur Christ Tho church bells do not sound, And weave the bands of brotherhood On Jimmu Tenno's ground." O' Captain Lord of the Libras! are u not 20th and . . . year? Happy Bornday in advance my sweet Captain! |
Re: My Bornday by romsky: 2:38pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
. . . . . 4 |
Re: My Bornday by bydot1(m): 2:48pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
i never knew Sylvester hear engrish like this sha, Benard, no wori na, trust me |
Re: My Bornday by tytylayor: 3:12pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
see ur bend mouth |
Re: My Bornday by romsky: 4:09pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
a replica of urs |
Re: My Bornday by dani1luv: 4:30pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
erhm erh,m. . . \ Ben. . . . You try small Happy Buffday Romade |
Re: My Bornday by Ben13: 4:39pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
see them! na free food dem dey look for |
Re: My Bornday by romsky: 4:44pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
just like u Benjy dear |
Re: My Bornday by Ben13: 4:52pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
nobody don even promise u anything sef. how I go take beleive say food go dey there. |
Re: My Bornday by elowa: 8:56pm On Sep 30, 2009 |
why una never giv address, abi na univ club party? make i begin dey fast from today |
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