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My Bornday by romsky: 10:39am On Sep 30, 2009
As per say ya'all know say i neva collect salary since July & my buffday na sunday. Tyty'll come to u personally & collect ya donation to the success of the celebration. The requirement na:
Bag of rice - Caprice
Beef - cow
white meat - i no wan from cold room o
Bottled water - Eva
Drinks - shayo, malta guinness, maltina etc
serving plates & cutleries - rubber plates not included
canopy, chairs & tables
party hall
deejay fee
musical instruments rental
etcetera! etcetera!! etcetera!!!

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Re: My Bornday by Ben13: 10:41am On Sep 30, 2009
see corporate begging
Re: My Bornday by Ben13: 10:43am On Sep 30, 2009
It’s my Romade’s birthday, so let’s get the place heating.

All preparation starts tomorrow.
For those who will be present, there is enough rice and stew to make your day.
Those who don’t have the hope of eating on October 4 as a result of recession should hang on any available BRT bus or DAF trucks (it’ll be free of charge) travel straight to Romade’s house cos whether you buy Ankara or not semo is available for you.

RSVP hotlines:
070-semo-dey-plenty, 070-chop-b4uleave, 070-try-not2get-banned (cos dani definitely must be there)
Re: My Bornday by Ben13: 10:44am On Sep 30, 2009
Dickele will sweep the party ground, dust the chairs and launch the trampolines, failure to do this, no food for him.

Studio and Ble will get their desktops ready with 1,000musics as our DJs for the parry. Trust me; they are going to make a good combination.

Jeovy, by.dot and little Bbee will both wear the Mickey Mouse. Oooops, they already look like mickey, so we the organizers no go spend money on that.
Re: My Bornday by Ben13: 10:45am On Sep 30, 2009
……. Everyone already know Teissys darling to be the cake designer.

Gabry will lead this group of Bene, sweetliet, Arcani and Abbygirl to make sure every delicacy is prepared to suit everyone’s tastes. We just pray she doesn’t fart.

Phemour and Peejee will bring down all crates of Smirnoff and small stouts.

Busybodie20 will do supervision. Her name says it all. shocked
Re: My Bornday by Ben13: 10:48am On Sep 30, 2009
The D-day: grin

Sylve and the mama, Lola will stand at gate as our tested and trusted securities/ bouncers. Sure the mama’s frontside and backside will go a long way scaring away all area boiz. shocked

Clems of course will be there to dress my Rommie up.

Dani remains the moderator even in the party. No illegal standing: anyone that eats more than one plate of food should be ban.

Tytylayor, Abbey and Mykolo will handle the pin up. Tyty and abbey don tey for this biz, as they're seen doing this in all parties on the Island; Mykolo can learn fast. cheesy

Tonye-T and some others already told me they’ll be coming by the closing, cos they've got no trousers. So, their job is to make sure all plates and pots are washed.
Re: My Bornday by Ben13: 10:52am On Sep 30, 2009
Ben10 will definitely dance wiff the celebrant after cutting the cake 2gether. Sharap! what else were you expecting?

Warning: everyone must pick from the devil’s basket o, so put on good bras and boxers.

Meanwhile, let the cooking begin. . .

While I take my Rommie to Shoprite for a buffday shopping.
Oya, romade stop okada, make we go shocked

[size=19pt]Happy born day in advance.[/size]

Re: My Bornday by romsky: 11:10am On Sep 30, 2009
Ben u try o Organizing seketari
Re: My Bornday by Abbeycity4(f): 11:52am On Sep 30, 2009
Ben-10:

Jeovy, by.dot and little Bbee will both wear the Mickey Mouse. Oooops, they already look like mickey, so we the organizers no go spend money on that.

oh my Gawd!!!! i laff laff lafffffffff till i could'nt laff again. . . . i knw if it's clem dat laff this kind laff, he must hav farted  grin Ben ori e o 4kasibe

grin grin grin grin grin grin

grin grin grin grin grin grin

Rommie durling hapi Bornday in advance.
Re: My Bornday by lordjoe(m): 11:53am On Sep 30, 2009
Ben don kolo grin grin

Romade happy birthday in advance! Ben always talk of you. brb
Re: My Bornday by Ben13: 11:59am On Sep 30, 2009
Abbey, you no see ya own work grin

Joe, ya own na to sign in and out like spirit come talk rabbish abi cheesy ewu
Re: My Bornday by Abbeycity4(f): 12:09pm On Sep 30, 2009
my wrk ke? lailai u dare nt give m any wrk to do. . . . . m celebrant lover 4d day grin
Re: My Bornday by clemcykul(f): 12:25pm On Sep 30, 2009
happie birthday romade**

many happie returns to u darlyn
Re: My Bornday by Ben13: 12:58pm On Sep 30, 2009
Abbey you neva sabi anything. clems and u dey fight for husband?
Re: My Bornday by kabola2009(m): 1:49pm On Sep 30, 2009
Ben no be you go clear floor after the party?

Hurray to the celebrate
Re: My Bornday by tytylayor: 1:53pm On Sep 30, 2009
hurray to d celebration grin
Re: My Bornday by Spyker: 2:05pm On Sep 30, 2009
Excellent, i will provide e-food and e-drinks and e-chicks and e-guys and e-music and e-moms and e-dads and e-birthday for you. Abi i no try? grin
Re: My Bornday by Ben13: 2:17pm On Sep 30, 2009
see tits
Re: My Bornday by bydot1(m): 2:18pm On Sep 30, 2009
chai i trust ma Benard wink cheesy grin
rommie hapi buffday in advance o jare grin wink smiley
Re: My Bornday by romsky: 2:23pm On Sep 30, 2009
awwww see my beloved fellow yabbers cry
Re: My Bornday by bydot1(m): 2:26pm On Sep 30, 2009
Na dis chick i go donate gv u make she be ya gf for dat joyous day

Re: My Bornday by Ben13: 2:29pm On Sep 30, 2009
where dem?

by.dot hope say you don buy new trousers for the parry
Re: My Bornday by sylve11: 2:35pm On Sep 30, 2009
. . . .  Captain, you will find but gardens sweet
Prepared beyond the seas,
And you will find but gentlefolk
Beneath the cherry-trees.
So walk you worthy of ur Christ
Tho church bells do not sound,
And weave the bands of brotherhood
On Jimmu Tenno's ground."
O' Captain Lord of the Libras! are u not 20th and . . . year?

Happy Bornday  in advance my sweet Captain! kiss kiss kiss kiss cool
Re: My Bornday by romsky: 2:38pm On Sep 30, 2009
. . . . . 4
Re: My Bornday by bydot1(m): 2:48pm On Sep 30, 2009
i never knew Sylvester hear engrish like this sha,

Benard, no wori na, trust me wink
Re: My Bornday by tytylayor: 3:12pm On Sep 30, 2009
see ur bend mouth
Re: My Bornday by romsky: 4:09pm On Sep 30, 2009
a replica of urs
Re: My Bornday by dani1luv: 4:30pm On Sep 30, 2009
erhm erh,m. . . \


Ben. . . . You try small


Happy Buffday Romade
kiss kiss kiss
Re: My Bornday by Ben13: 4:39pm On Sep 30, 2009
see them! na free food dem dey look for shocked
Re: My Bornday by romsky: 4:44pm On Sep 30, 2009
just like u Benjy dear
Re: My Bornday by Ben13: 4:52pm On Sep 30, 2009
nobody don even promise u anything sef. how I go take beleive say food go dey there.
Re: My Bornday by elowa: 8:56pm On Sep 30, 2009
why una never giv address, abi na univ club party? make i begin dey fast from today

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