magicalx:
Nigerians like to laugh even in the worst situations and that is the Nigerian Spirit!

I dey tells u

#1000waystodie.....fighting an army man @ d barracks

lol

Naija we will always find humour in everything

Did not seeit on my twitter ooo maybe it's been knocked off

Dropping from a bank staff bus at oshodi by 11pm ,and taking 1000note from a bundle of 100,000 naira to buy gala and Lacasera

I hate this country but I love the people in it

I love my country Nigeria with or without Bihari regime.

shortgun:
name ur dog buhari

That will be 1000 ways to die canine version.

jkendy:
Still trying to make reasonable sense outta #1000NigeriaWaysToDie.
Son, what a hell is it all about

you and i know that it is just a social media trend that has a lot of humour attached to it..get off that high horse and crack a smile man or better yet! Post one urself...peace

Mum: Tinuke is possessed stop playing with her
Me: OK mum
Later that Day:
Mum: what are you licking
Me: sweet
Mum:who gave you
Me: Tinuke

When you go to any state in Northern Nigeria and scream The Prophet Mohammed was a %$#*&@!

Believing what you read on social media

Lol

Just say: SAI BABA either in the bus, beer parlour , or at the market #1000nigerianwaytodie

Admin... what psiphon cheat do you use!

#1000NigerianWaysToDie is Vote for change

when u keep expecting a better economy in this regime.

Using the zebra crossing at night in Lagos.
Igbobi loading.

Perfectionistic:
Admin... what psiphon cheat do you use!

Is that the only thing you saw? So tomorrow you could open a thread broadcasting how much data you've used.

Believing the danfos would stop for you to cross at zebra crossing! lol... a thousand ways to die

lmao u guys got me laughing in public.. btw Nigerians are something else, we can never seem to lose our sense of humor even in the most desperate times.


#proudly Nigerian

Cunninlinguist:
On Friday,go near a mosque in Kano and shout Allah is a paedophile!!

On Friday,go near a mosque in Kano and shout Allah is a paedophile! boss you for no use the bolded complete na

lmao u guys got me laughing in public.. btw Nigerians are something else, we can never seem to lose our sense of humor even in the most desperate times.


#proudlyNigerian

naijabet money makes one happier than this

gudluckgreat:


I dey tells u

Are you saying it's right to hit a woman? Please explain this.

Dad: you are leaving my house today unless you change your ways!

Bad Pikin: Leave matter for Mathias. I no dey go anywhere. Na my papa house I dey. If I dey vex you, carry your load and return to your father's house.

Kelklein:
I can so relate to that collecting something from dad/mom with ur left hand..

Omo na to use that thing break ur head

Since my dad knows I am a lefty he never complains although I also try to always remember not to do that too...talk of mutual understanding.