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Girl: Hello Dindy.
Dindy: Yes dear.
Girl: what's your real name?.
Dindy: Nnamdi.
Girl: Nice name.
Dindy: Thanks.
Girl: What does it mean?.
Dindy: It means "my father is around".
Girl: [laughs out loud] what a funny name.
Dindy: What's that your name again?.
Girl: Lickafina.
Dindy: [Laughs out very loud] Ashewo's (LovePeddler's) name...........lol.

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Watch out for part 32.

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There is no problem entering a bus
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The problem is when the break of the bus fails and the driver looses control, and everyone in the bus is above 70 except you and they all smile......lol.
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Watch out for part 33.

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There is no problem getting drunk as high as anything.
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The problem is when you wake up and discover that you spent your whole night in your father-in-law's room and he is right in front of you looking at you.
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Watch out for part 34.

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There is no problem toasting a girl in the club.
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The problem is when you guys meet in the day time and you end up realizing you mistook of a beast for beauty.
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Watch out for part 35.

JOKE PART 35 BY DINDY
Girl: Dindy
Dindy: Yes love dear.
Girl: Where do I belong in your life?.
Girl: Family?.
Dindy: No.
Girl: Friend?.
Dindy: No.
Girl: Love?
Dindy: No.
Girl: Then what am I to you?.
Dindy: Don't ask me, go ask the first lady!.
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Watch out for part 36.

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Some girls will be cooking non sense in the kitchen, feeding their guy poison to eat. The guy gets frustrated and breaks up with them. Later they will be saying and posting "I want a real man that will love and understand me, for who I am, what I cook and he would know my position in his life".
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My sister look at me, I say look at me.
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Who do you think you are?.
BUHARI'S WIFE 0_0 ........ =)) =D
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Watch out for part 37.

JOKE BY DINDY PART 37
The problem as a conductor is not when you call a small boy bastard.
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The problem happens when two days later you call passengers, then you bend your head inside the bus to collect money and you see the boy pointing at you with his father wearing an army uniform looking at you with an angry face.
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Watch out for part 38.

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Girl: Dindy love.
Dindy: Yes baby.
Girl: We need to save the world from destruction.
Dindy: Yes i agree with you.
Girl: We need a good plan.
Dindy: Yes that's so true.
Girl: What do you suggest?.
Dindy: Breaking up with you for a better savings account.....lol

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Watch out for part 39.

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The problem is not when you buy a brand new iphone 7 from ikeja
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The problem is when you get home and you on it, then it shows you infinix.............lol
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Watch out for part 40.

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Girl: Dindy what did i do wrong? you have being avoiding me.
Dindy: It's not you, it's my pastor.
Girl: What did he tell you?.
Dindy: I can't say it.
Girl: Tell me dear please.
Dindy: Ok, my pastor said I should avoid my savings account.........

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Watch out for part 41.

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Today is a brand new day, God has given us a new life and new air.
God gave us an opportunity to wake up to see a new day like this.
That's why we need to start doing good things and start showing love to our enemies.
Give your enemies flowers, money, clothes, shoes and most important of all, don't forget to give them a new Samsung s7 the explosive type , so that judgment can start for them quickly.

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Watch out for part 42.

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The problem doesn't start when you lie to your parents, that you went to your best friend's house.
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The problem starts, when your best friend walks out from your room saying "Yo dude where have you been? i have being here for hours waiting for you".................lol flogging things...

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Watch out for part 43.

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The problem doesn't start when she sees you with another girl.
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The problem starts, when you ask her to cook night food for you to eat.........starving things on point .
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Watch out for part 44.

JOKE PART 44 BY DINDY
After the Halloween, a teacher asked some students, on what costume was the most terrifying.
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Teacher: Who can tell me the most terrifying costume ever worn on Halloween?.
Students: Aunty I!, aunty I!, aunty I!, aunty!.
Teacher: Mmm, ok James.
James: a vampire costume.
Teacher: That's scary.
Students: Aunty I!, aunty I!, aunty I!, aunty!
Teacher: Mmm, ok Linda.
Linda: a werewolf costume.
Teacher: That's really scary.
Students: Aunty I!, aunty I!, aunty I!, aunty!.
Teacher: kelvin.
Kelvin: A flower costume.
Teacher: [Laughs] but that ain't scary, it's funny.
Students: Aunty I!, aunty I!, aunty I!, aunty!
Teacher: Dindy.
Dindy: A SAMSUNG S7 costume.
Teacher: Jesus!!!!, that is the most terrifying costume ever!!, don't ever say it again!..........:') :')

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Watch out for part 45.

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Dindy: Men are more trustworthy Than women, in relationships.
Girl: That's a lie.
Dindy: Why did you say so?.
Girl: Well, what a man can do, a woman can do better.
Dindy: That's a lie.
Girl: It's totally true
Dindy: Ok, Good to know.
Girl: [tongue out].
Dindy: That I'm not the biggest idiot in this relationship.
Girl: [Angry] Stupid boy.......

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Watch out for part 46.

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Mum: Dindy go water the plant at the backyard.
Dindy: Ok mum.
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2 minutes later light goes off.
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Mum: Who switched off the generator? let me go check it out.
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Dindy's mum gets to the backyard.
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Mum: Oh my gosh!!, Dindy!, what are you doing?.
Dindy: I'm watering the plant like you told me to.
Mum: No!! i meant the flowers not the generator!!...........

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Watch out for part 47.

your jokes are not too funny......you need to improve on them

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your jokes are not too funny......you need to improve on them

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JOKE PART 47 BY DINDY
Girl: What will you do, if you were asked to go naked in front of me or die?.
Dindy: I won't go naked.
Girl: What!?.
Girl: So you prefer death?.
Dindy: No, I won't die.
Girl: [-_-] Then what will you be doing?.
Dindy: I will simply be absent.
Girl: [Angry] I hate you!!!......

DINDY WROTE THIS
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Watch out for part 48.

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Girl: What are the things that stand between you and complete happiness.
Dindy: You guess.
Girl: Ok, work?.
Dindy: No.
Girl: Money?.
Dindy: No.
Girl: Life?.
Dindy: No.
Girl: Family?.
Dindy: No.
Girl: Then what is it?
Dindy: Your face.............

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Watch out for part 49.

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Pastor: Your mum told me that you have a spiritual problem.
Dindy: Ah! That's a pure lie, I don't have.
Pastor: So you're saying your mum is lying?.
Dindy: I don't know sir.
Pastor: Ok, let me ask you a question and I pray you answer it right.
Pastor: Standing at the gates of heaven and God asks you “Why should I let you in?”.
Pastor: What would you reply?.
Dindy: Will first kneel down and say.
Dindy: Please daddy let me in, the WiFi connection is bad on earth.
Dindy was flog 100 times and was given 1 year dry fasting.....

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Watch out for part 50.

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Girl: If you were going to die at midnight, what would you be doing at 11:45 pm?.
Girl: Calling people?.
Girl: Asking for forgiveness?.
Girl: Going to church?.
Girl: Praying to God?.
Girl: Doing things you have never done before?.
Dindy: Non.
Girl: Then what?.
Dindy: Checking my facebook updates....... .
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Watch out for part 51.

JOKE PART 51 BY DINDY
I and a girl were having a conversation, then she asked me a question.
girl: If you were kissing me, what type of other things would you prefer to be done simultaneously?.
Dindy: Hmmm I can't say it.
Girl: Talk na Dindy.
Dindy: It's too bad.
Girl: C'mon man up.
Dindy: Ok.
Dindy: I would like to clean off your lipstick from my mouth, so that my girlfriend won't see it.
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Girl slaps Dindy and walks away.

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Watch out for part 52.

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Girl: If you had to pick an animal, which animal do you find the sexiest of all?.
Dindy: Give me options.
Girl: Ok.
Girl: A zebra?.
Girl: A Horse?.
Girl: A Dog?.
Girl: A Cat?.
Girl: A Wolf?.
Girl: A Snake?.
Girl: A Donkey?.
Dindy: Non.
Girl: Then which animal?.
Dindy: Your mum.......... .

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Watch out for part 53.

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Girl: If the world froze for an afternoon and only you could move and no one could see you or remember what you did, what would you do?.
Dindy: I would.....
Girl: Wait don't finish it, let me do it for you.
Girl: You would come over and kiss me!.
Dindy: No!.
Dindy: I would go to my neighbour's house, steal his WiFi password, enter back into my room, goto my bed and browse with my phone!!!...... .
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Watch out for part 54.

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JOKE PART 54 BY DINDY
Girl:Which is the first region your eyes would wander to if you were to ever see me naked?.
Dindy: Laughing and crying
Girl: What's so funny?.
Dindy: Laughs more harder still crying.
Girl: What is it na?.
Dindy: Laughing uncontrollably with more tears.
Girl: What?.
Dindy: You don't have anything that my eyes can see..........
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Watch out for part 55.

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Ur jokes are a bit funny but u can do better.

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Ur jokes are a bit funny but u can do better.

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