Hilarious write up you will never forget.
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1) A thief off his shoes in the balcony of the place he went to rob because he has home training

2) Hannah, which country would you like to visit?
She replied UK cos i prefer UK to London.
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3) i caught him copying ma exams when i saw ma name on his exam's script... Mumu copied ma name too :>
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4) Ibadan girls eh!
I saw one beautiful ib girl lyk that on a lovely outfit, so i confessed to her that she looks so charming.
She looked so frustrated (seems angry) and replied "pls, pls! Me ke, me ha no dey charming cos ha no get charm, ha no be herbalist pikin". eh, I exclaimed
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5) mom and bolu conversation below:
Mom: who just entered the kitchen...
Bolu: (guilty conscience) me, no problem, Ma?
Mom: a big problem oo, who stole the meat in the fry pan?
8olu: no i ain't the one oo n bsyds who on earth would steal that salty meat?
Mom: chimo, how did you know the meat is salty?
Bolu: m....eh...mm
(bolu fell in love with some strokes of cane that moment)