1. Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

Aquarius are born shy and quiet. You are a humanitarian, objective, intellectual and innovative. You want to be unique and also want to understand life’s mysteries. So you would totally pick a stranger out of the crowd while you are sitting on a park bench, stalk him once or twice and go for the kill. Killing would be an art for you. You will understand me better if you watch this movie '' Perfume: The Story of a Murderer''

2. Aries: March 21st – April 19th

Aries is enthusiastic, adventurous and aggressive in nature. Because of your impulsive, short-tempered and moody nature, you'd totally kill a complete stranger. It won't be something you planned. It would just happen. One second you'd be singing along to your favorite music in the car, the other second you'd be out of the car with a bat beating the shit out of the guy who cut you off. Yeah, you are that crazy!

3.Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

This earth sign is a sign of beauty.You love everything good, soft and beautiful. You love to love, and for that, you would murder that ex who broke your heart to pieces. You probably held a grudge towards him/her so you won't do it quickly. You will start by slowly multilating their genitals and strut around in your most sexy outfits so they could see exactly what they were missing before they died.

4. Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

With Gemini, you can never be too sure. On one hand you can be sociable and communicative, while on the other hand you can be very serious, restless and indecisive.

You’d kill one of your best friends. The type of friend that tells you she loves you one day and then talks shit about you the next day. On one of those bad days, an argument would get out of hand, you’d take a knife to their throat, and then you’d immediately end up regretting it.

5. Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

Cancer is very emotional, sensitive and highly imaginative. You are mostly likely to murder your spouse. Why? because he really pissed you off. Unlike Aries whose murder isn't planned, yours will be well planned. You would even go as far as making it look like an accident. In fact, people would come to your home crying and sympathising with you, but deep down you would sneer and laugh about how you fooled everyone.


6. Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
You’d kill one of your crushes. The one who didn’t even give you a chance. It’s not fair for them to break your heart and get away with it. So you’d get your revenge. You’d make them see the error in their ways.

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7. Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

You are analytical, hardworking and practical. Virgos always want to serve and please others, so you often choose to work as caregivers.That is why you are often very tolerant of your dick-ass boss who has been walking all over you for years. But once you have had enough of putting up with their bullshit, You'd make your move.

8. Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

This sign is co-operative, harmonious, peace-loving and refined. Because of your zest to make a change in the society, you'd kill for a purpose. You might probably go for a very corrupt president or a bigwig of a company who you think is quite unethical just to make a point.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

Scorpio are a powerful, dramatic, wise, secretive, passionate and unforgiving people. You'd probably murder your neighbour. That neighbour who beats his wife or yells at your dog or complains about how noisy your children are. And guess what? You won't feel guilty about it either!

10. Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

You would murder someone who used to be a big part of your life. After trying to cut contact with them, and failing, you’d finish the job with whatever weapon you could find first. It would be your only way to get rid of them for good.

11. Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

Pisces are a selfless bunch who are always willing to help others. Gentle and caring, you are the best friend that may exist.

And for this devoted and compassionate nature, you will do anything to protect those you care about. A rapist? an armed robber? a gang member? you will not hesitate to kill anyone who is a threat to them.

12. Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

Capricorns are an unforgiving bunch who hates know-it-alls. You are disciplined, responsible and have a good amount of self-control. And when you meet someone who hardly ever shuts up, probably a co-worker, you grin and try to bear it when they go on and on and on.... But one day, you will just snap and strangle them while they are still blabbling.

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