In a "Mental Hospital" a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?
Dr: "Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(b). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
and ask them to empty the bathtub."
Journalist: "Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger."
Dr: "No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!"
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You also thought of the bucket, didn't you? Please go to bed No. 40 !

Lol. Dint want to laff alone. We will not be given beds in psychiatric homes in Jesus name amen

lol.