WHY WE HAVE MOCK WRITERS EVERYWHERE (Part 2)



Here you are! Why do you write?


This was the question that ended the first part (episode).

If you don’t have a cogent reason why you write, then you should better leave the book/literary industry and blogosphere alone for those who know why they are in.

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Some are just too pompous. After publishing with a Printer not even a Publisher, they will make a lot of noise. Hmmm! I look at you with my head instead of my eyes.

Writers are humble people.



Some are just too brilliant. As they claim. Too brilliant. They will sit and compose countless posts daily on Facebook and wait for any notification in the next one week to reply to. They will never Like, Comment or Share anything another person has written. Only theirs!

Too many Mock Pengicians/Writers in our World today!



They will not reply your message!

You call yourself a writer and you don’t reply messages. Sorry you’re not a writer. What is Feedback if I may ask you Mr. Writer? Is silence a proper feedback for someone who says he/she is a writer? How do you communicate when there is NO better feedback?



They will not return your calls!

They will never return calls or beep/flash to tell you they missed your calls.

What a problem.



Some are ingrates!

No appreciation in their existence. You struggle to send their errorful works after you brush it up a bit for a blog to publish free of charge after their disturbance, but when the work is out, they will not circulate it. Visit that blog to see the progress of such piece. They will not respond to the comments. But still have the guts to bring another one for you to publish.

One good turn deserves another, they say.

You can only deceive a prostitute once. The next time, she will say

“Money in your hand, back on the ground”.



They don’t open links!

When you share a link with them, they will not open to see what is in.



They don’t read what is more than 2 pages!

“Any piece that’s more than two pages can have a license and drive itself to hell and burn to ashes.” Their favorite slogan.

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They said they are Pengicians/Writers, but they don’t follow instructions.

A call for entry will appear and they will write and send without familiarising themselves with the rules of engagement. And when their works are rejected, they cry rivers on their Facebook walls and in their countless WhatsApp broadcasts trying to abuse/diss those behind such initiatives.



Mock writers are everywhere because they are so lazy.

They will not spend quality time to read. But spending time to write what they will want to stress the red plasma out of you to read. You don’t read and you want others to read your works?



Life is give and take. What you garbage in, you garbage out.



TO BE CONTINUED…

(c) SIR A-ONE 2016



GOODNEWS ANDREW ERUEMUARE also known as SIR A-ONE is a Pengician/writer, researcher, rapper and humourist. Always online at www.pengician.com
and on www.facebook.com/newsman4truth