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South African Minister To Introduce B.sc In Witchcraft Into Education System by Sphilip1(m): 4:57pm On Sep 15, 2016
While Nigerians spend time and energy condemning witchcraft and its agents, binding and casting them and attributing any misfortune on the activities of witches and wizards, the South African Minister of Higher Education and Training, Blade Nzimande, has announced plans to have witchcraft included in the curriculum from 2018, aimed at awarding a Bachelor of Science (BSc) degree in Witchcraft

Nzimande made this known while speaking to representatives from student unions around the country, announcing the move and urging future university applicants to consider taking Witchcraft as a course of study.

“There is a lot we can learn from witchcraft, like how they fly in that winnowing basket. Imagine if we learn that skill; it will eradicate traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It also means we will not be importing fuel anymore.”

The Minister further invited renowned witches to make an appointment with his office so they can have their skills tested and those outstanding would then be hired as lecturers.

He also invited witches from across the continent to take advantage of the new course, promising them permanent residents’ permits.

I saw this on PulseNG >> http://pulse.ng/gist/moving-up-sa-minister-to-introduce-bsc-in-witchcraft-into-education-system-id5494349.html

Re: South African Minister To Introduce B.sc In Witchcraft Into Education System by sunkoye: 5:04pm On Sep 15, 2016
SA is getting too envious of Kenya's resent fame cheesy

oga...oya wey ur source?
Re: South African Minister To Introduce B.sc In Witchcraft Into Education System by sinaj(f): 5:06pm On Sep 15, 2016
I go like study this curse course o! grin

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Re: South African Minister To Introduce B.sc In Witchcraft Into Education System by fuckpro: 5:06pm On Sep 15, 2016
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Re: South African Minister To Introduce B.sc In Witchcraft Into Education System by Sphilip1(m): 5:13pm On Sep 15, 2016
sinaj:
I go like study this curse course o! grin

Lol... my brother, e nor easy oo
Re: South African Minister To Introduce B.sc In Witchcraft Into Education System by sinaj(f): 5:30pm On Sep 15, 2016
Sphilip1:


Lol... my brother, e nor easy oo
my sister I just de imagine d silly things I go do with d knowledge grin
Re: South African Minister To Introduce B.sc In Witchcraft Into Education System by ksbusari(m): 5:57pm On Sep 15, 2016
S.A witchcrafts too dey suck blood. it sounds lyk a amnesty programme for them. dem go nw come out in mass

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