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*A LIE CLOCK*
Stella Obasanjo died and went to heaven ... As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly gates, she saw *_a huge wall of clocks_* behind her.
*She asked*, "What are all those clocks?"
*St Peter answered*, "Those are *Lie-Clocks*. _Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock._*_Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."_*
"Oh," *said Stella*, "whose clock is that?"
*"That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's*. _The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie."_
*"Incredible," said Stella*. "And whose is that one?"
*St Peter responded*, "That's *Nnamdi Azikwe's clock*. _The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life."_
*"Where's my husband, Obasanjo's clock?"* asked Stella.
_"Obasanjo's clock is in Angel Gabriel's office. *He's using it as a ceiling fan, it's rotating with high speed:*_
*What of Lai Mohammed's?*:
_His own clock is being upgraded *to be used as a helicopter rotor for its incredible speed!!
DON'T LAUGH ALONE. CAUTION: this message is only meant to make you laugh. Read on.
*A LIE CLOCK*
Stella Obasanjo died and went to heaven ... As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly gates, she saw *_a huge wall of clocks_* behind her.
*She asked*, "What are all those clocks?"
*St Peter answered*, "Those are *Lie-Clocks*. _Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock._*_Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."_*
"Oh," *said Stella*, "whose clock is that?"
*"That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's*. _The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie."_
*"Incredible," said Stella*. "And whose is that one?"
*St Peter responded*, "That's *Nnamdi Azikwe's clock*. _The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life."_
*"Where's my husband, Obasanjo's clock?"* asked Stella.
_"Obasanjo's clock is in Angel Gabriel's office. *He's using it as a ceiling fan, it's rotating with high speed:*_
*What of Lai Mohammed's?*:
_His own clock is being upgraded *to be used as a helicopter rotor for its incredible speed!!
DON'T LAUGH ALONE.

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