THE SADDEST DAY IN MY LIFE
Yesterday was the saddest day in my life. I was around my school when I saw a young lady seriously complaining about her stolen phone. So I went near her to listen to what she was saying... I was also downloading songs with my phone at that same time... Immediately she saw my phone she told the crowd that's her phone with me. For a moment I couldn't even open my mouth, I was so confused. She held me and gave me volcanic slaps. The crowd attempted to beat me up. But luckily a policeman was passing by and he came to the scene. He asked what was going on and I explained with tears and sweat all over my face. He sent me to the police station together with the woman and I still explained to the policeman that i was innocent.. So the policeman asked the woman to call her phone. She called and a girl picked and told the woman it was her daughter. The girl told the woman that she left her phone at home when she was leaving to school, I even cried a river because I had already been disgraced. The policeman told the woman to settle me with some money. The woman wrote a cheque of 5 million naira and wanted to hand it over to me but it was just too much for me so I just opened my eyes, stood up from my bed and went to urinate ... #sneezes

#5M for these recession? Money is drying up even in dreams. Am sure that cheque would have bounced.