Church JokesIf you're a man and you want to livelong, please don't go near yourwoman's phone unless you have shockabsorbers like me.I just got home now and met my neighbour (EMEKA)crying like a baby,then we got talking.Me: Mekus wetin happen now .... Nawho die nah?Emeka: Bros na Amaka ooMe: Chisoooosu!!!- Amaka don die? Emeka: mybrother had it been she diesef I no go cry...dis girl has finished meoooMe: Oya please calm down and tell mewhat happenedEmeka: Can you imagine Amaka that I have beenpaying her schools fees up toher final year now use idiot to save myname in her phone...Me: Mtcheeeew! Na the idiot dey painyou? even making you cry? You gettime my brother... Emeka: Bros no be the idiot deypainme, the thing is that my own idiot isidiot number 18Me: Hmmmmmm my brother managethe idiot nahh, after all my own girl thatI want to marry use Evangelist KUNLE to save myname in her phone....Emeka: (laughing ) nawaooo at leastthat one is even better...Me: Shut up! When I scrolled the phonefurther I saw 3 other Evangelists(Kola,Timothy and Jacob), then 2 pastors ( Mike andAnthony), and then 4apostles (Bolaji, Samuel,Emmanuel, Tunde), then 2 Reverends,(Chika and Ifeanyi), and then oneBishop, Yinka.....Emeka: Hahaahaha, may be that Bishop is theGeneral Overseer of her heart andyou're an ordinary branch pastor