DIALOGUING/CHATTING BETWEEN MOSQUITO AND RAT....just hilarious!
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MOSQUITO : pings Rat, 'Hi bobo Rat'.
RAT : he replays, 'just shilling,'
MOSQUITO : ah you are shilling? Shilling with what Mr. Rat.
RAT : I'm just shilling inside my master's Bag of Garri.
MOSQUITO : 'ah bros! I no go lie u dy enjoy sha.. No wonda, ur master's nd his offsprings dy always sick, LASSA FEVER..
RAT : Mr. RAT got annoyed but try to pretend. He then replied. 'no b smal enjoyment i dy enjoy.. Expecially for way dere Bag of Garri nd Food_Stuf dy... Bt ur enjoyment na double of mine nw coz u dy sock dere Blood.'
MOSQUITO : replied. 'no b smal tin dem even dy praise me for sockin dere Blood, dem dy clap 4 meself if i jxt mk dat ma noise.'
RAT : Mr. RAT try to retalate, 'no wonda! U dy bit YELLOW FEVER gv den. I don dy wonda y ur master and his offsprings dy always sick nd dy drink medine always. Na nw i kwn say na u dy cause am.'
MOSQUITO : Mrs. MOSQUITO was angry. And she then replied. 'u dy crazy.! Na b coz i say u dy gv LASSA FEVER u cum use style dy tel me say i stil dy gv FEVER. YELLOW FEVER 4 dat matta.'
RAT : RAT started laughing.. 'hahahahahahahahaha! Dem say first to do e no dy pain bt second to do e eye dy red.. Hahahaha!'
MOSQUITO : but i was just joking, you are the one that took it personal.
RAT : YEA! 'me self, was also joking, na u tak am individual. Lol! Bt no b lie na .YOU DY GV YELLOW FEVER!!!
MOSQUITO : U nko? YOU DY ALSO GV LASSA FEVER!!! ur own worse self.
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#Lol.. Abeg wu e own worse pass and wu win d fight?
.#ßobbzy_Da_Talented!

Find a job.....this ain't funny

who wrote this shit has got to b a toddler mehn

Lame..i forgot to laugh

Was i supposed 2 lauf? . . . . . . DRYYYYYYY!

Ur yansh!