When you get to a certain age, you may not want to reveal how old you really are.
To cut the story short, What is the best response to "How old are you" without telling them your age?

Fynestboi , olawalebabs , Richiez , Lalasticlacla help a brother please

Simply tell the person you dnt wish to say it

You simply tell the person you're in your early 20's or late 20's

Btw there's nothing there tho... Telling your age ain't no biggie

Laveda:
You simply tell the person you're in your early 20's or late 20's

Btw there's nothing there tho... Telling your age ain't no biggie

but that's already a clue, I want a tricky answer

I'm 24.




Now wait for some trolls to tell me how young I am..

Its the way u put urself bro,how person go dey ask me my age,that means say we don play gan niyen nah.Familiarity breeds insult my brother, also talk less and listen more ,trust me you wont be offended and you wnt also offend sm1.so if some1 asks for ya age simply tell d person cus u caused it noniyen.

How old are u?

Cute girl: I'm old enough to put a baby in those hips.
Orgly girl: I'd tell her my real age minus some years.

"Sir my dog js died of Cancer, brain tumor and he was paralyzed wen he left us....pls m nt emotionally available ryt nw",,,,dts all

Smh. Anyway if you must know Op. You be like "who age don epp"

Or better still You tell the person Age is just an issue of Mind over Matter. If you don't mind, then it doesn't Matter.

Or still when you are asked that question, you stare straight into the person's eyes and ask what their favorite sex position is, or if he/she likes to role play during sex blabla. The goal is to make eachother feel uncomfortable. You dig?

Happy now OP?

Fake up something, quick n easy.

"How old are you?"

Me: I know when Babangida was the president of Nigeria.

just say a fake age...for example i always add 10 to my current age if i don't want to tell my real age... i m 46, ask me anywhere anytime and i wont even stammer b4 answering .

[size=25pt]How old are you?
Many responds!
1. fine 2. Am older than I was last year and younger than I would be next year 3. Am old enough to get you pregnant 4. Old enough to know my fundamental human right 5.Very, old [/size]

I'm so old I can't process the crap you just spat out